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Worst Journey Imaginable

You wake up around 12 on Saturday, kinda tired, groggy and a little hung over. You muster up enough strength to force yourself up to take a monster whiz. You get to the toilet and start to pee... but you miss! Only for a split second though, you managed to correct yourself.

After you've cleaned your mess and washed your hands, you stumble downstairs... You want a big bowl of cereal. You get the bowl and spoon out and you pour the cereal into the bowl. You go to get the milk... OMGWTF! NO MILK!

Now you're real bitter and have put yourself in a situation nobody ever wants to be in... you don'y wanna get the milk, but you've already got the cereal in the bowl, taunting you, mocking you, calling you for some milk.

After 27 minutes, you can't take it any longer! Nobody is comming home to get the milk for you, and you can't wait any longer... you snap! You're walking to the store for the damn milk.

Half way to the store, you realize you left your wallet in your pants from the night before. You turn around and walk back in complete rage! 5 minutes later, your back on your way. You get to the store, pay for the milk and walk home again.






 


<< . You get to the toilet and start to pee... but you miss! >>



Ack - it's happened to me too many times, my friend - too many times 🙁

)(GG)
 


<< That story is incomplete, continue it please. >>



So I get home, pour the milk in my cereal, and eat my cereal. The trip to the store was well worth the effort.

The end.
 
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