UglyCasanova
Lifer
- Mar 25, 2001
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- Oct 10, 1999
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change psychiatrists?
Just one. All you need is to smash it in his face and run out while he is shreiking in pain
Just one. All you need is to smash it in his face and run out while he is shreiking in pain
2 Elephants fell off a cliff
Boom Boom
Is better when said out loud.
person 1- I found 2 highly poisonous snakes on my car yesterday
person 2- Wow what did you do?
person 1- I left them
person 2- Why
person 1- They were windscreen vipers
Note these jokes are stolen and I assume no responsibility!
Boom Boom
Is better when said out loud.
person 1- I found 2 highly poisonous snakes on my car yesterday
person 2- Wow what did you do?
person 1- I left them
person 2- Why
person 1- They were windscreen vipers
Note these jokes are stolen and I assume no responsibility!
Zeeky Boogy Doog
Platinum Member
- Mar 31, 2004
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i've got a good joke that i have to tell in person for the hand gestures, but i've got another!
so this kid and his g/f are having sex, and they finish up and so he throws the condom out the window, she comes back in and asks if he's ready again, so, that being the last condom he had, runs outside to go get it, he looks all over, but can't find it, then he sees a little kid that has it, and he says to the kid
"hey kid, can i have that back?"
"it'll cost you $20"
"how about 10?"
"umm, ok, here you go"
and so the guy gives the little kid 10 bucks and goes back inside to have sex with his girlfriend again, so then the little kid runs over to his mom and says
"hey mommy, guess what! i just sold a twinkie to some guy for $10, and i already sucked the cream filling out of it!"
so this kid and his g/f are having sex, and they finish up and so he throws the condom out the window, she comes back in and asks if he's ready again, so, that being the last condom he had, runs outside to go get it, he looks all over, but can't find it, then he sees a little kid that has it, and he says to the kid
"hey kid, can i have that back?"
"it'll cost you $20"
"how about 10?"
"umm, ok, here you go"
and so the guy gives the little kid 10 bucks and goes back inside to have sex with his girlfriend again, so then the little kid runs over to his mom and says
"hey mommy, guess what! i just sold a twinkie to some guy for $10, and i already sucked the cream filling out of it!"
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