Worst insult you've ever had directed at you?

[shiner]

What is the worst thing anyone has ever said to you or called you?

Mine would probably be when one of my college professors told me I was "too stupid to be in his class" in front of 150 other students.

 

[StageLeft]

You should have dropped him on his ass and pummeled his face (joking). I can't remember the worst I've heard.

 

[GT1999]

"I'm desperate but I'm not that desperate".


Then I made her apologize to me for the next 6 months - I also bugged her about it almost every single day when I saw her. B!tch

 

[vi edit]

From a teacher as well. I worked third shifts during college, and one of my shifts fell the night before my 9:00 AM C++ class. The class was on friday, and I worked from 7:00PM to 7:00 AM. I would get an hour of sleep and then head into class. I missed several friday morning classes.

The day after my third and final abcense before getting booted from the class, as I was walking in, the teacher said to me with a full class

"Josh, I think you are an OK person, but I would never ever give you a good reference for a job".

Talk about knocking the wind out of your sails . If I hadn't been so shocked I probably would have replied some sarcastic, smart ass thing and made her look like a complete and utter fool. But, I was so taken back, I was left speachless.

 

[IamDavid]

"What is the worst thing anyone has ever said to you or called you?"

Whenever I intervue someone they call me "SIR".

 

[iamwiz82]

"your mother was a hapster, and your father smelled of elderberries!!"

 

[pamchenko]

shinerburke: what did u do?!

 

[jadinolf]

I was once told that I was a perfect idiot.

Come now, no one is perfect.

 

[unxpurg8d]

I have a relative (who shall remain anonymous 'cause Mom'll kill me if she finds out I... oops. ) who was told by a judge IN COURT IN FRONT OF A ZILLION PEOPLE that "if stupidity were a crime you'd be a felon".



hehehehehheheheheehheheehehehhehe

 

[FrogDog]

Someone once called me the "biggest jackass they'd ever seen". But, I shrugged it off, turned the other cheek, and punched them right in the mouth. Then, maybe kicked him a couple times....and I may or may not have stepped on his neck.

 

[shiner]

<< shinerburke: what did u do?! >>



It was for a Physics class my 2nd year in college....I studied my @ss off and went on to be one of only 23 people in the class that made an A. Looking back on what he said it really motivated me to show him how wrong he was.

 

[divinemartyr]

<< It was for a Physics class my 2nd year in college....I studied my @ss off and went on to be one of only 23 people in the class that made an A. Looking back on what he said it really motivated me to show him how wrong he was. >>



That's funny because I had a 3rd grade teacher once tell me I was the &quot;Worst student I've ever had&quot;. I was a new student at the school. Next year when school started up, they invited me into the gifted and talented program.

Years later I saw her at a grocery store, she came up and started trying to talk to me, and I said to her, &quot;Mrs. Truesdale, you were the worst teacher I ever had. I hope you can live with the fact that you're a fvcking b!tch!&quot; and she just looked at me totally flabbergasted. She looked like she was trying to find a principal or someone to tell but unfortunately there was nothing she could do Sweet revenge.

dm

 

[pen^2]

sweet!

 

[pamchenko]

good for u shiner, but thing is, what did you do to deserve that comment? did you get the lowest score in class? did you say something in class that was already repeated/irrelevant? were u asleep in class? I'm not saying what he sed was right, I'm just curious as to what would make someone say something that abrasive.

 

[shiner]

<< what did you do to deserve that comment? >>



What did I do? I was a history major and he thought that people who were not pursuing a degree with a scientific background were worthless. Earlier in the class he had stated such and had asked anyone with a &quot;non scientific major&quot; to go drop his class. It was the very first day of class and this guy didn't know me from Adam...he was going around the class asking people about their background in physics and their majors. When he got to me and I said I hadn't had a physics class since junior year in high school and that I was a history major is when he told me that I was &quot;too stupid to be in his class&quot;

 

[pamchenko]

wow that makes it even worse to generalize like that.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

worst thing she could have said to me was &quot;good bye&quot;


and she did

 

[NaughtyusMaximus]

&quot;I fart in your general direction, you son of a silly person.&quot;

 

[tomcat]

someone called me a NEF once.

 

[RaDragon]

<< your mother was a hapster, and your father smelled of elderberries!!&quot; >>

*hamster* ...

Worst insult directed @ me --> &quot;grow up!&quot;