Worst company website EVAR!!!

JoLLyRoGer

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Kalil Bottling

I couldn't believe this was a real company, but they're huge in the Southwest. They've got campuses in Tucson, Phoenix, Flagstaff, El Paso, Colorado, and New Mexico and they bottle all kinds of products and distribute them everywhere. I've seen their trucks all over the place but they're website is a real P.O.S! I haven't even seen anything this crappy on geosh!tties!

In a nutshell:
There is no tagline identifying what the company does.

Contacts consists of a single mailto link with the company address and phone number on the main page.

There is no user interaction at all

There is no search area

There is no links to anything anywhere

And the formatting just plain sucks (Not to mention their logo is about 9 years outdated).

...Just.. Wow! :shocked:

 

no0b

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its not that bad....

and if they need a good website they would have one. Not every company needs a website nor a good one.
 

vetteguy

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Wow, what an ignorant ass. Obviously you don't have a job nor have you ever had a "real" job (especially in what is probably a small to moderately sized business), or you would realize a few things:

1. A good deal of small businesses who don't do any actual business online still don't have ANY web presence...at least this place has a site with their contact information.
2. The "webmaster" who you think should be fired is probably the owner/manager/accountant/janitor-aka, the guy who does everything else (I highly doubt they have their own IT department, let alone a dedicated webmaster)
3. Companies exist which create websites for businesses that don't know how or don't have the manpower to do it themselves. This service also costs money, money the business in question perhaps feels would be better spent on other things

If you're such an expert on web design, why don't you send them a professional email (not "dude your website is t3h sux0r!") mentioning that you've seen their site and have some ideas about how to improve it. Give them a sample site, and offer your services. Otherwise, why does it matter to you?
 

JoLLyRoGer

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Originally posted by: vetteguy
Wow, what an ignorant ass. Obviously you don't have a job nor have you ever had a "real" job (especially in what is probably a small to moderately sized business), or you would realize a few things:

1. A good deal of small businesses who don't do any actual business online still don't have ANY web presence...at least this place has a site with their contact information.
2. The "webmaster" who you think should be fired is probably the owner/manager/accountant/janitor-aka, the guy who does everything else (I highly doubt they have their own IT department, let alone a dedicated webmaster)
3. Companies exist which create websites for businesses that don't know how or don't have the manpower to do it themselves. This service also costs money, money the business in question perhaps feels would be better spent on other things

If you're such an expert on web design, why don't you send them a professional email (not "dude your website is t3h sux0r!") mentioning that you've seen their site and have some ideas about how to improve it. Give them a sample site, and offer your services. Otherwise, why does it matter to you?

Oh thank you SO MUCH for your informative input and personal slander Mr. Butthurt! Just who the fsck are you anway? Judging by your kind words you must have been the guy that authored that page huh? Secondly, you don't know a damn thing about me and FYI I'm very gainfully employed and probably make more than you do so put that in your pipe and smoke it. Now why don't you just go crawl back under the bridge and stop trying to start sh!t... fscking clown.:roll:
 

vi edit

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FYI I'm very gainfully employed and probably make more than you do so put that in your pipe and smoke it.

And the cock waving begins....
 

bobbybe01

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Originally posted by: JoLLyRoGer
Originally posted by: vetteguy
Wow, what an ignorant ass. Obviously you don't have a job nor have you ever had a "real" job (especially in what is probably a small to moderately sized business), or you would realize a few things:

1. A good deal of small businesses who don't do any actual business online still don't have ANY web presence...at least this place has a site with their contact information.
2. The "webmaster" who you think should be fired is probably the owner/manager/accountant/janitor-aka, the guy who does everything else (I highly doubt they have their own IT department, let alone a dedicated webmaster)
3. Companies exist which create websites for businesses that don't know how or don't have the manpower to do it themselves. This service also costs money, money the business in question perhaps feels would be better spent on other things

If you're such an expert on web design, why don't you send them a professional email (not "dude your website is t3h sux0r!") mentioning that you've seen their site and have some ideas about how to improve it. Give them a sample site, and offer your services. Otherwise, why does it matter to you?

Oh thank you SO MUCH for your informative input and personal slander Mr. Butthurt! Just who the fsck are you anway? Judging by your kind words you must have been the guy that authored that page huh? Secondly, you don't know a damn thing about me and FYI I'm very gainfully employed and probably make more than you do so put that in your pipe and smoke it. Now why don't you just go crawl back under the bridge and stop trying to start sh!t... fscking clown.:roll:
:shocked:
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: JoLLyRoGer
Originally posted by: vetteguy
Wow, what an ignorant ass. Obviously you don't have a job nor have you ever had a "real" job (especially in what is probably a small to moderately sized business), or you would realize a few things:

1. A good deal of small businesses who don't do any actual business online still don't have ANY web presence...at least this place has a site with their contact information.
2. The "webmaster" who you think should be fired is probably the owner/manager/accountant/janitor-aka, the guy who does everything else (I highly doubt they have their own IT department, let alone a dedicated webmaster)
3. Companies exist which create websites for businesses that don't know how or don't have the manpower to do it themselves. This service also costs money, money the business in question perhaps feels would be better spent on other things

If you're such an expert on web design, why don't you send them a professional email (not "dude your website is t3h sux0r!") mentioning that you've seen their site and have some ideas about how to improve it. Give them a sample site, and offer your services. Otherwise, why does it matter to you?

Oh thank you SO MUCH for your informative input and personal slander Mr. Butthurt! Just who the fsck are you anway? Judging by your kind words you must have been the guy that authored that page huh? Secondly, you don't know a damn thing about me and FYI I'm very gainfully employed and probably make more than you do so put that in your pipe and smoke it. Now why don't you just go crawl back under the bridge and stop trying to start sh!t... fscking clown.:roll:

Who peed in your cheerios?
 

revnja

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Nothing's wrong with this. Obviously, if they wanted a strong web presence, they'd have a better site. That's just there for contact information. Serves its' purpose just fine.
 

Pepsi90919

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Originally posted by: JoLLyRoGer
Originally posted by: vetteguy
Wow, what an ignorant ass. Obviously you don't have a job nor have you ever had a "real" job (especially in what is probably a small to moderately sized business), or you would realize a few things:

1. A good deal of small businesses who don't do any actual business online still don't have ANY web presence...at least this place has a site with their contact information.
2. The "webmaster" who you think should be fired is probably the owner/manager/accountant/janitor-aka, the guy who does everything else (I highly doubt they have their own IT department, let alone a dedicated webmaster)
3. Companies exist which create websites for businesses that don't know how or don't have the manpower to do it themselves. This service also costs money, money the business in question perhaps feels would be better spent on other things

If you're such an expert on web design, why don't you send them a professional email (not "dude your website is t3h sux0r!") mentioning that you've seen their site and have some ideas about how to improve it. Give them a sample site, and offer your services. Otherwise, why does it matter to you?

Oh thank you SO MUCH for your informative input and personal slander Mr. Butthurt! Just who the fsck are you anway? Judging by your kind words you must have been the guy that authored that page huh? Secondly, you don't know a damn thing about me and FYI I'm very gainfully employed and probably make more than you do so put that in your pipe and smoke it. Now why don't you just go crawl back under the bridge and stop trying to start sh!t... fscking clown.:roll:

uh... actually his post was quite clear, concise and to the point. unlike anything you pull out of your ass to post here.
 

zbalat

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Originally posted by: JoLLyRoGer
Originally posted by: vetteguy
Wow, what an ignorant ass. Obviously you don't have a job nor have you ever had a "real" job (especially in what is probably a small to moderately sized business), or you would realize a few things:

1. A good deal of small businesses who don't do any actual business online still don't have ANY web presence...at least this place has a site with their contact information.
2. The "webmaster" who you think should be fired is probably the owner/manager/accountant/janitor-aka, the guy who does everything else (I highly doubt they have their own IT department, let alone a dedicated webmaster)
3. Companies exist which create websites for businesses that don't know how or don't have the manpower to do it themselves. This service also costs money, money the business in question perhaps feels would be better spent on other things

If you're such an expert on web design, why don't you send them a professional email (not "dude your website is t3h sux0r!") mentioning that you've seen their site and have some ideas about how to improve it. Give them a sample site, and offer your services. Otherwise, why does it matter to you?

Oh thank you SO MUCH for your informative input and personal slander Mr. Butthurt! Just who the fsck are you anway? Judging by your kind words you must have been the guy that authored that page huh? Secondly, you don't know a damn thing about me and FYI I'm very gainfully employed and probably make more than you do so put that in your pipe and smoke it. Now why don't you just go crawl back under the bridge and stop trying to start sh!t... fscking clown.:roll:


Oh boy, here we go.