Worst Christmas Present Ever...

[PlasmaBomb]

Man charged in bizarre EXPLODING VIBRATOR plot

A Minnesota man has been cuffed on charges of "creating an explosive device and making terroristic threats" after allegedly rigging the worst Xmas present ever for an ex-girlfriend – an exploding vibrator.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/01/07/worst_xmas_present/

That is one seriously f'ed up Christmas present... 🙁

 

[DaTT]

With hair like that.....

 

[SagaLore]

That would have given quite the Big O. D:

 

[vi edit]

Saw this the other day. I never saw his pic.

Pic + Name + pipe bomb dildo = MEGALOL!

Seriously...would you accept...let alone use a sex toy given to you by this man?

 

[EagleKeeper]

Saw this the other day. I never saw his pic.

Pic + Name + pipe bomb dildo = MEGALOL!

Seriously...would you accept...let alone use a sex toy given to you by this man?

Some females are desperate that they will accept/desire the bottom of the barrel 🙁

 

[911paramedic]

Inside were "cords, cables, small tool kit, drill case with drill parts (the drill was taken apart to use the parts for the vibrator bomb), one black vibrator with gunpowder, BB shot and buck shot inside, trigger attached and battery connector, one pink vibrator with 'Merry Xmas Bitch' written in black ink, and one cream-colored vibrator".

How will the TSA respond to this newfound threat?

 

[eLiu]

Saw this the other day. I never saw his pic.

Pic + Name + pipe bomb dildo = MEGALOL!

Seriously...would you accept...let alone use a sex toy given to you by this man?

At least his name isn't Moe.

 

[zinfamous]

Seriously...would you accept...let alone use a sex toy given to you by this man?

I bet rotten vagina girl from a month ago sure would!

:awe:

 

[EagleKeeper]

How will the TSA respond to this newfound threat?

do you think that ladies travel with this in the personal luggage anyhow?

The embarressment of having it showing up in the xrays and being pawed over.:wub:

 

[911paramedic]

do you think that ladies travel with this in the personal luggage anyhow?

The embarressment of having it showing up in the xrays and being pawed over.:wub:

In checked baggage, sure.

 

[Fritzo]

Some females are desperate that they will accept/desire the bottom of the barrel 🙁

Observation or philosophy?

 

[Malak]

Is that the dude from Timecop?

 

[Sluggo]

Gee, so far only one thread with the "oh oh oh bang!" thread tag

 

[EagleKeeper]

Some females are desperate that they will accept/desire the bottom of the barrel 🙁

Observation or philosophy?

Some observation via commnity assistance programs.

Some are just attracted to the bad boys and/or so beaten up emotionally that they will accept anything that elevates then one notch above what they seem to feel they are worth.

 

[EagleKeeper]

do you think that ladies travel with this in the personal luggage anyhow?

The embarressment of having it showing up in the xrays and being pawed over.:wub:

In checked baggage, sure.

That is why I indicated personal baggage vs checked baggage.

 

[Krazy4Real]

wow... just wow.