Worst Breakfast Ever.

[Kalvin00]

I've had a couple of things similar to that. Great Starts, I think they're called. I've had the pancakes/sausage and cinnamon roll/sausage. They really aren't too bad. The sausage looks horrible, but hey, it tastes like good sausage 😱.

 

[Analog]

evar?

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: yellowfiero
evar?

evar.

 

[thawolfman]

I like how the sausages on top of the home fries combine to look like an edible tank.

lmao😀

 

[joohang]

Disgusting!

 

[mikebb]

How long until someone sues Swanson for getting fat/having a heart attack off of eating one of these for breakfast every morning? (231% RDA Cholesterol, that's insane!)

 

[Kaervak]

"and enough cholesterol to kill anything that's ever lived"

LMAO. That article is utterly hilarious. The scary thing is, there's people that probably eat & enjoy these damn things.

 

[crab]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: geno

Originally posted by: brxndxn
Looking at that makes me totally hungry.. I can get away with it, though..

Anyone remember The Onion's story on Denny's? It was like "Denny's Now Offers Just Big' Ol' Bucket of Breakfast".. It was a tin bucket filled with pancakes, bacon, eggs, and sausage. Funny as hell.

Nice! I wanna try that and see how it is

<---- breakfast freak 😎

That article plus the mental image of a Denny's tin bucket o' breakfast just had me laughing so hard for the last five minutes or so that my dog started getting worried..

Where can we find that story?

 

[weirdichi]

"Makes you wonder if Swanson's assembly line includes a few specially trained apes who run around the belt sh!tt!ng in the trays at timed intervals."

Bwahahahahahahahhahahahaha!

 

[ElFenix]

i was really hungry one day and i saw those and was like, whoa, 1.5lbs of food for only $3, how bad could it be?!? so i looked on the back of the boxes and found that the turkey was relatively healthy, and got it. for the amount of fat and grease and all you'd think the mashed potatoes would have tasted good. but no, they didn't. the best mashed potatoes ever are still stouffers with their fried chicken breast

 

[TNTrulez]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i was really hungry one day and i saw those and was like, whoa, 1.5lbs of food for only $3, how bad could it be?!? so i looked on the back of the boxes and found that the turkey was relatively healthy, and got it. for the amount of fat and grease and all you'd think the mashed potatoes would have tasted good. but no, they didn't. the best mashed potatoes ever are still stouffers with their fried chicken breast

huh?

 

[LongCoolMother]

oh my god. i ate two of these for breakfast a few months ago before.

now i know. ill never buy it again

 

[Spooner]

this article is pretty funny 🙂

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: LongCoolMother
oh my god. i ate two of these for breakfast a few months ago before.

now i know. ill never buy it again

No F'n way! That's damn near 500% of your daily reccomended cholestorol consumption, and 128 grams of fat :Q Holy mother of god.

 

[XCLAN]

yummy....can i have seconds?

 

[compudog]

The article is hilarious! Convenience food that will kill you! Sign me up!

 

[MillionaireNextDoor]

I don't need to eat it to get a heart attack.. I would just look at the nutrition facts.

 

[TheWart]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i was really hungry one day and i saw those and was like, whoa, 1.5lbs of food for only $3, how bad could it be?!? so i looked on the back of the boxes and found that the turkey was relatively healthy, and got it. for the amount of fat and grease and all you'd think the mashed potatoes would have tasted good. but no, they didn't. the best mashed potatoes ever are still stouffers with their fried chicken breast

Wow, and you are still around to tell the tale!

 

[Spyro]

Originally posted by: pulse8
HOLY CRAP!

 

[vi edit]

Woohoo! Microwaveable quadruple bypass in a box.

Look for it in your freezer section!

 

[Pepsi90919]

There's nothing inherently wrong with the pancakes other than their rather dubious choice in company. I've really got nothing at all to say about them. I like my paragraphs to at least look impressive on the skim-through, so I'd really hate to have to end this one so soon. My hope is that you're not really reading the article, moreover just scanning through while looking at the pictures and judging how good the article must be based on the general length of the paragraphs you skip. If that's the case, it affords me the chance to type totally off-topic, random words just for the sake of making this bitch seem lengthy. I mean, goldfish lamp wallpaper skeleton in my Bavarian Star or what? Flowers mirror computer Smurfs every time Moses flies playing cards in or around Paris. Oh, now to make a paragraph-ending sentence that makes the rest appear like it was consequential. That bacon was really greasy!

😀

 

[WildDreamer]

The different edibles all seemed to mesh together into one large ball of terror, and I hard a hard time figuring out if the stuff staring up at me was breakfast or leftover puppy afterbirth the mothering dog down the block forgot to lick up.

lmao, this article is too funny.