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Worst Breakfast Ever.

geno

geno

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Eat up! 🙂

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Don't get me wrong, eating this would be acceptable for certain types of people. I guess football players could get away with it. Plus, if you're already 400+ pounds with no foreseeable future as a human being who doesn't resemble a monster truck, you may as well throw caution to the wind and chow down
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😀
 
Eggs, pancakes, sausage, bacon, and home fries. Lots of them. Caesar's fills their Sunday buffets with less food than this.
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They could start with excluding the forty pounds of fake eggs from future microwaveable breakfast meals...The consistency is more like pound cake, the aroma is more like Petland's rabbit section.
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LMAO!! 😀

 
Pot Pie is about as bad (not that it's a breakfast food, just that it's bad and also a frozenfood item), don't have a nutrition label to compare--but they are god awful full of fat. Maybe not a lot of cholesterol though... but read the label, scary stuff.

Anyway, what do you think a grandslam at denny's has in it? Breakfast fast-food is mostly bad for you. Eggs, Bacon, ham, sausage, cheese... fried stuff (potatoes, pancakes) it's not just swansons.... so, I wouldn't say worst breakfast ever. But, definitely wouldn't want one of those before work each day, unless you plan on an early retirement. 😉

What's funny is how bad it looks when prepared vs the packaging... I bet swansons would love to make him take those pics down... if they were on the box it would be a very tough sell.



 
Originally posted by: Freejack2
So in other words I should stick to my non-frosted shredded wheat for breakfast...
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that's sounding like a great idea right about now 🙂
 
Looking at that makes me totally hungry.. I can get away with it, though..

Anyone remember The Onion's story on Denny's? It was like "Denny's Now Offers Just Big' Ol' Bucket of Breakfast".. It was a tin bucket filled with pancakes, bacon, eggs, and sausage. Funny as hell.
 
Originally posted by: brxndxn
Looking at that makes me totally hungry.. I can get away with it, though..

Anyone remember The Onion's story on Denny's? It was like "Denny's Now Offers Just Big' Ol' Bucket of Breakfast".. It was a tin bucket filled with pancakes, bacon, eggs, and sausage. Funny as hell.
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Nice! I wanna try that and see how it is

<---- breakfast freak 😎
 
Originally posted by: dman6666
Pot Pie is about as bad (not that it's a breakfast food, just that it's bad and also a frozenfood item), don't have a nutrition label to compare--but they are god awful full of fat. Maybe not a lot of cholesterol though... but read the label, scary stuff.
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23g of fat and 420 calories in an 8.1oz pie. :Q
 
that article is hilarious 🙂 In a bout of extreme laziness I picked one of these up a couple weeks ago, fortunately I looked at the nutrition panel first before throwing it back into the freezer case in horror.

Oh I dig that black and white milk dude photo, that used to be my player photo on Mplayer.
 
When is this coming out? I'm there. I'm a big eater (but not overweight) and this would be a perfect addition to my daily lineup.
 
If you ever get a chance to check freezer foods....they are ALWAYS fattening. Thats just disgusting...you could actually eat at McDonalds for all three meals a day and be healthier than eating a breakfast like that. 😛
 
Usually, whenever something is cooked in this apartment, a fleet of cats line up waiting to see if they can snatch a freebie. As the breakfast became hotter and greasier, they all suddenly appeared from their mystery spots to see what they could con out of me. I smirked to the floor before throwing down the box chart featuring the sadistic nutritional facts about what was being cooked. Two of them did that screechy cat-scream thing, while the other two jetted right through the side wall, leaving two comical cat-shaped holes not unlike those typically found in Roadrunner cartoons.
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I beleive this is exactly the product that I need - to take me from my present fighting weight of 215 Lbs.
up to my Sumo Wrestling weight of 595 Lbs., and I think I can do it in 5 days - If I don't explode !

MMMMMMM Yummy
 
Originally posted by: geno
Originally posted by: brxndxn
Looking at that makes me totally hungry.. I can get away with it, though..

Anyone remember The Onion's story on Denny's? It was like "Denny's Now Offers Just Big' Ol' Bucket of Breakfast".. It was a tin bucket filled with pancakes, bacon, eggs, and sausage. Funny as hell.
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Nice! I wanna try that and see how it is

<---- breakfast freak 😎
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That article plus the mental image of a Denny's tin bucket o' breakfast just had me laughing so hard for the last five minutes or so that my dog started getting worried..
 
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