Worshiping Satan

[JulesMaximus]

So, who else is celebrating Halloween tonight? What satanic rituals are you performing?

Me, I'm just handing out candy and trying to keep the cats inside.

 

[eng2d2]

I am stabbing the wall to even the series. REDRUM

 

[Chaotic42]

I'm holed up in the apartment. I've got my flak jacket ready in case I need to hide under it in the tub.

 

[lxskllr]

I don't worship anyone, but I give a special nod to Odin and Eris

 

[JulesMaximus]

Might toss back one of these.

 

[Humpy]

I'm going to lure children to my door by leaving my lights on only to gleefully disappoint them by giving them NOTHING.

Hahahahaha... you get nothing! Your costume is stupid!

 

[Chaotic42]

I'm going to lure children to my door by leaving my lights on only to gleefully disappoint them by giving them NOTHING.

Hahahahaha... you get nothing! Your costume is stupid!

In middle school I remember some kids complaining about someone handing out Chick Tracts instead of candy. Seems like a good way to get your house/car/lawn messed with.

 

[lxskllr]

What's a Chick Tract?

 

[JulesMaximus]

What's a Chick Tract?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=chick+tract

 

[Chaotic42]

What's a Chick Tract?

 

[lxskllr]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=chick+tract

Beats Necco Wafers

 

[JulesMaximus]

Beats Necco Wafers

I didn't know what it was either. I had to look it up.

 

[VirtualLarry]

I heard a splat and tires. I think my apt. was drive-by egged.

 

[Exterous]

I heard a splat and tires. I think my apt. was drive-by egged.

You only think? Good that means you didn't get my license plate #

 

[PottedMeat]

did you know in his last days Jack Chick found the truth of the Elder Gods?

 

[Red Squirrel]

Satanic rituals are against fire code in this building because of all the candles needed so I'll have to wait till I'm done work.

We run Windows at work though, so I'm already fairly close to Satan as it is. At least it's not Windows 8 or 10 though.

 

[sandorski]

I'd summon him, but because of the damned Aussies he's usually too tired by the time I can have a crack at it.

 

[DigDog]

i thought satan symbolized atheism ?

 

[dave_the_nerd]

i thought satan symbolized atheism ?

No

 

[IronWing]

No

Satan is a much better dresser.

 

[DigDog]

well, the satanic creed, basically revolves around being honorable, strong, autosufficient, and essentially rotates around ethics and instinct.
the tenets are: **REDACTED**

oh dear, i googled satanic creed and found more definitions than i care for. TLDR, all religion is bad religion.

 

[BudAshes]

Any virgins left to sacrifice around here?

 

[IronWing]

Any virgins left to sacrifice around here?

There's always Kenny.

 

[John Connor]

I bobbed for apples in a barrel of goat's blood, jerked off in holy water and made a witch brew curds and way all over my &%!@.

All in all, pretty damn groovy Halloween.

10/10

Would kill a goat again.

 

[John Connor]

There's always Kenny.

I dubbed they, Carebear.