World's Strongest Penis

[Safeway]

Don't ever Google that in an attempt to parody a thread.


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[spidey07]

You found my picture! Impressive, no?

 

[Miklebud]

Duly noted.

I did in fact see the World's Strongest Vagina breaking the record on video. She's wearing MC Hammer pants.

 

[BoomerD]

I wondered how long it would be until something like this was posted...

 

[IAteYourMother]

i saw a man lift a paint bucket with his penis once.

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
i saw a man lift a paint bucket with his penis once.

The monk in the video I watched lifted another monk with his.

Edit: And it was NOT censored.

 

[darkxshade]

I can do pushups without my arms... and legs

 

[allisolm]

Originally posted by: Safeway
Don't ever Google that in an attempt to parody a thread.

:laugh:

Advice I'm going to follow - for sure.

 

[TechBoyJK]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
i saw a man lift a paint bucket with his penis once.

The monk in the video I watched lifted another monk with his.

Edit: And it was NOT censored.

Do monks seriously run out of shit to do?

 

[randay]

why? do they have a contest? like in worlds strongest man? what time is it gonna be on tv? espn 1 or 2?

 

[BoomerD]

There was a link to a deleted story (?) about a guy who used his "iron crotch" to pull rental trucks...

Now that'd be even MORE impressive if he could do it without losing the "tent pole" effect...

But I guess Smiling Bob and the Enzyte crew ain't got nothing on this guy for "enlargement"...

 

[rudder]

I'm here... what do you need?

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

hatchet vs?

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: rudder
I'm here... what do you need?

I said strongest, not shortest.

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: rudder
I'm here... what do you need?

I said strongest, not shortest.

It will still poke your eye out.

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: rudder

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: rudder
I'm here... what do you need?

I said strongest, not shortest.

It will still poke your eye out.

Heh.

 

[SagaLore]

Uh huh, parody thread, right. Tell us why you really googled for penis.

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
Uh huh, parody thread, right. Tell us why you really googled for penis.

Moderators are not supposed to be this cruel.