Worlds First Sex Robot Revealed

[Via]

$9000.. how much is that in hookers and/or blow?

One night.

 

[Sea Moose]

Are they gonna turn the thing on and let us hear her talk?

 

[Analog]

ewww!

 

[olds]

The face looks like a dude in make up and a wig.

 

[Sea Moose]

The face looks like a dude in make up and a wig.

thats your kind of gal isnt it? .... wait, she isnt bound and gagged :hmm:

 

[olds]

thats your kind of gal isnt it? .... wait, she isnt bound and gagged :hmm:

That's why I bought two. Well actually I had to buy the second one because I wore a hole through the teeth/lips of the first one.

 

[shortylickens]

is real doll the only one that can make something that doesn't look like skynets first failed efforts at building a terminator?

Thats exactly what I was thinking. This bitch doesnt even look as good as a realdoll.

 

[Sea Moose]

That's why I bought two. Well actually I had to buy the second one because I wore a hole through the teeth/lips of the first one.

Holy crap you are funny :awe:

 

[Rastus]

Why would they give a sex robot bucked teeth?

Also, does she make sammiches?

 

[mizzou]

I don't know why, but I'm expecting the fembot's voice is just a recording of that guy trying to make an impression of a woman.

"Hi! Would you like to put your "Expletive" in my "expletive"?

 

[mizzou]

Fembot will tell you if she feels you touched her inappropriately, she will say "Please don't touch me there, that's not nice"

"Then it's your decision what you do from there"

WHAT?!!?

 

[coldmeat]

WTF? Why is there a huge naked guy on their homepage?

 

[dennilfloss]

she looks pissed.

She should be. She has Don Vito Corleone's jaw.😱

 

[alkemyst]

No sex robot for woman?!

They have had them already perfected 🙂 It's the men that want to see all the details.

 

[surfsatwerk]

I see malfunctions causing severe crushing and lacerating wounds.

 

[Argo]

She only has 3 holes - do not want.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Wait, did he just say she has multiple personalities? Just like a real woman!

BTW-That dude totally looks like the kind of guy who would buy one of those dolls.

 

[child of wonder]

Looks basically like a doll that sits there, doesn't move, and says things without its lips moving when you touch it.

FAIL

 

[x-alki]

The dolls mouth reminds me of a Piranhas mouth.

S&M Susan? LOL!

 

[mmntech]

My first thought when seeing that face, and the build of the upper body:

"IT TIME SNU-SNUUU!"

"Robot gonorrhoea, the noisy killer"

S&M Susan sounds like fun.

 

[MustISO]

Unless the robot is self-cleaning, I'd rather a real woman who can clean herself up afterward.

 

[ShawnD1]

BTW, it's a lot cheaper to get a woman. Women fall in love easily. Once that happens, you can pretty much do whatever you want with them.

Borderline Personality Disorder.


I think these designers are missing the idea of what lonely people like. They should make a stuffed doll that looks like some anime character then put some unbalanced motors in it. It should also be soft like a stuffed bear, not made from the same rubber as my work boots.
I just hope this robot's USB ports won't shock me.

 

[SunSamurai]

$9000 can get you a lot of better shit that can catch you a women. I mean. Come on.

 

[TruePaige]

It is just a tad bit too ugly to sell well....

 

[ShawnD1]

I don't know why, but I'm expecting the fembot's voice is just a recording of that guy trying to make an impression of a woman.

"Hi! Would you like to put your "Expletive" in my "expletive"?

It should use sound clips from existing porno movies. It would be hard to do anything because I would be laughing too hard.