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Worlds Fattest Man Gets Married

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jlfirehawk

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I searched and didn't see this posted yet.

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Fixed the spelling so others can find it in the search -Anandtech Moderator DrPizza
 
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Single guys everywhere just hung their head in shame.
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Tell me about it. I can't get a girlfriend for the life of me and Lardo the humpback whale can. 🙁
 
Originally posted by: amdhunter
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Single guys everywhere just hung their head in shame.
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Tell me about it. I can't get a girlfriend for the life of me and Lardo the humpback whale can. 🙁
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seriously.
 
Originally posted by: amdhunter
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Single guys everywhere just hung their head in shame.
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Tell me about it. I can't get a girlfriend for the life of me and Lardo the humpback whale can. 🙁
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Whale probably has money if the bride is wearing a dress by Valentino.
 
They should have a geek wedding, dress him up like Jabba and dress her like Princess Leia. And make the flatbed truck look like Jabba's space ship.
 
Originally posted by: amdhunter
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Single guys everywhere just hung their head in shame.
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Tell me about it. I can't get a girlfriend for the life of me and Lardo the humpback whale can. 🙁
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This is quotable. Best reply ever!!!

LOL
 
I thought this thread's title was "World's Fastest Man Gets Married" and was wondering why Usain Bolt would be on a truck.

OP, learn to spell!
 
Originally posted by: skace
They should have a geek wedding, dress him up like Jabba and dress her like Princess Leia. And make the flatbed truck look like Jabba's space ship.
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What does that tell us about you? Hmm...
 
Originally posted by: jlfirehawk
I searched and didn't see this posted yet.

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I would imagine, you don't want to hurt the guy just jerking him up on the tow truck.

Badumchit... I'll be here all week.
 
Originally posted by: amdhunter
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Single guys everywhere just hung their head in shame.
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Tell me about it. I can't get a girlfriend for the life of me and Lardo the humpback whale can. 🙁
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Maybe he has a really great personality.
 
I think I recall other stories about this gigantic pile of human waste that said the girl he married was actually one of caretakers/dietitians that is helping him go from "world's fatest man" to "most weight lost".
 
I saw this guy on some Discovery Channel or TLC special about a year ago. It was all about him losing weight. I think he was put on the Zone diet or something, and lost something like 300 pounds, and was then considering stomach surgery.

Sad to see that neither option apparently worked out for him, though it is nice to see the girlfriend stuck with him and is marrying his tubby ass.
 
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