World's Biggest Zit

[Ime]

Originally posted by: monk3y

Originally posted by: jndietz

Originally posted by: state 08
For those of us that are too scared to click, or couldn't finish the movie, could anyone give a scene by scene description?

There is a large zit on this persons back, about the size of a fist. They have two towels to cushion the on either side (I believe). Then, the person behind this person slams their two fists together to smash the zit. It breaks open and about two teaspoons of mush and gunk and blood comes out, after they squeeze it for all its got, of course. I call shens, but thats just me

Thank you... I well definately NOT click on it now.

Oh it's not that bad, I watched the whole thing without looking away. The only thing that made be flinch was the fact that they said they were doing the operation without painkillers or disinfectant.

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: Ime
I got a nasty boil on my back once. My wife is a nurse though, so she had no trouble cleaning it out.

The boil was maybe the size of a quarter though, nowhere near this large!

Nurses know how, and have to do stuff like that? OMFG.

I thought they just fluff pillows and draw blood.

Due to the demand, so many girls are becoming nurses, I bet they're in for a surprise.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

(Late) Summary for you guys:

Narration for an operation being performed somewhere (I don't think it says in the narration... maybe SE asia?)
"Surgeon" makes a quick movement with his hand/finger that opens up a small slice in the patient's back
There is a large raised growth on the back of the patient that's roughtly the size of a golfball.
The Surgeon squeezes the growth and a long stream of white puss slowly squirts out of the opening he made like a toothpaste tube.
They hold a bible over the wound.
The Surgeon then scoops up the substance with a large spoon (nothing is sterilized)
He then uses a bare finger inside the wound to keep cleaning it out.
It gets a bit bloody.
He then takes a pair of clamps / scissors and pulls at the wound in the back pulling out the tissue that was surrounding the growth.
He tugs at the patient's back and cuts off a pretty decent sized portion of flesh he managed to yank out of the cut he made originally.

The end.

 

[KK]

for some reason I can't connect onto the ftp site. anyone have an alternative site?

 

[imported_Lucifer]

FYI, that's a cyst, not a zit.

 

[Agnostos Insania]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Nurses know how, and have to do stuff like that? OMFG.

I thought they just fluff pillows and draw blood.

My mom and other nurses wish that were true. In reality the nurses do nearly everything, the doctor just looks at you and gives commands unless it's surgery.

 

[Saint Nick]

Originally posted by: Lucifer
FYI, that's a cyst, not a zit.

aren't cysts cancerous? or can be?

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: KK
for some reason I can't connect onto the ftp site. anyone have an alternative site?

http://www.funlol.com/funpages/worlds-biggest-zit.html

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Oh........god........eww
And I thought the zits I got on my face were bad

 

[apinomus]

I'm usually pretty hard to get queasy and that did it.

 

[KK]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: KK
for some reason I can't connect onto the ftp site. anyone have an alternative site?

http://www.funlol.com/funpages/worlds-biggest-zit.html

thanks, that wasn't too bad. would have been worse if someone would have ate it off the spoon.

 

[imported_Lucifer]

Originally posted by: jndietz

Originally posted by: Lucifer
FYI, that's a cyst, not a zit.

aren't cysts cancerous? or can be?

Not that I am aware of. I had a cyst before, and I can tell you, that thing is NOT a zit.

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[Agnostos Insania]

Originally posted by: KK
thanks, that wasn't too bad. would have been worse if someone would have ate it off the spoon.

You have to pay extra to see that, it's on some .jp website.

 

[VTBigBear]

that would be fun to pop!!

 

[RaistlinZ]

Why the hell wasn't the guy wearing any gloves for christ sake!!! That's the thing that grossed me out the most. He's just digging in there with his bare fingers with pus gushing out.

F*cking gross. :disgust:

 

[Udel]

Why the hell do you people click on this stuff?

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: Udel
Why the hell do you people click on this stuff?

It's amazing.

 

[imported_goku]

lol yoyo

 

[Xylitol]

R but still nasty

 

[aphex]

Anyone have another available link to this? Can't get to the FTP for some reason here and i'm curious to see what the fuss is all about.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: aphex
Anyone have another available link to this? Can't get to the FTP for some reason here and i'm curious to see what the fuss is all about.

Free post #2 for me in this thread

http://www.funlol.com/funpages/worlds-biggest-zit.html

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: goku
lol yoyo

Well it was more amazing the first time I saw it posted here, but it's gross enough that I didn't ming watching it again... and again...

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: aphex
Anyone have another available link to this? Can't get to the FTP for some reason here and i'm curious to see what the fuss is all about.

Free post #2 for me in this thread

http://www.funlol.com/funpages/worlds-biggest-zit.html

thx.

i think.... i just..... vomited in.... my mouth.... a little.....

 

[AznAnarchy99]

god ew

 

[dj2004]

Wow didnt know skin could stretch that much (at the end when s/he is yanking that sucker out).