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World War III

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Grasshopper27

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President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with large breasts."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with large breasts? Why kill a blonde with large breasts?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smartass. I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"
 
The same man later then turns and sees two non-descript terrorists talking.

man: "What are *you* guys talking about?"
terrorit 1: "We're going to kill 270 million americans and a blonde with large breasts"
man: "why are you going to kill a blonde with large breasts?"
terrorist 2: "see? i told you nobody would care about the americans"

my point: the people of iraq are not personally responsible for horrendous things done againts the people of our country. their corrupt, power hungry leaders are. i don't see how genocide is funny.
 
Originally posted by: Rakkis
The same man later then turns and sees two non-descript terrorists talking.

man: "What are *you* guys talking about?"
terrorit 1: "We're going to kill 270 million americans and a blonde with large breasts"
man: "why are you going to kill a blonde with large breasts?"
terrorist 2: "see? i told you nobody would care about the americans"

my point: the people of iraq are not personally responsible for horrendous things done againts the people of our country. their corrupt, power hungry leaders are. i don't see how genocide is funny.
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You must get beat up in school a lot.
 
Originally posted by: MacBaine
Originally posted by: Rakkis
The same man later then turns and sees two non-descript terrorists talking.

man: "What are *you* guys talking about?"
terrorit 1: "We're going to kill 270 million americans and a blonde with large breasts"
man: "why are you going to kill a blonde with large breasts?"
terrorist 2: "see? i told you nobody would care about the americans"

my point: the people of iraq are not personally responsible for horrendous things done againts the people of our country. their corrupt, power hungry leaders are. i don't see how genocide is funny.
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You must get beat up in school a lot.
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I thought you got a vacation?

 
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