World Series of Farts

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: TreyRandom
Light it.

<foomp!>

Yeah shelly just start carrying around a lighter and burn em up!
Now thats fun for men and WOMEN, eh??

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: Aquaman
Isn't Frank Castles the name of the Punisher? :Q

Cheers,
quaman

On topic, that sucks. I'd say buy a gas mask and just wear it all day. Maybe you'll start a new trend.

 

[Shelly21]

I'll wear that Anime cheap sars face mask that I got from Taiwan. It'll be funny.


edit: meeting cancelled, so I guess I'll go home, will report back if there are more antics tommorow.

 

[beer]

Shens. Datacenters have huge amounts of ventilation. For each couple of rack servers a cooling ton is required. You ever seen the heat a 2U rackmount quad-processor server puts out? You ever seen the heat battery backups are capable of when charging?

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: Amused
I don't know why everyone assumes these guys eat junk.

My farts became FAR more evil when I cleaned up my diet and started eating more fiber, fruits and veggies.

Yep, and if you add protein shakes to that, you'll be a walking WMD.

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: Amused
I don't know why everyone assumes these guys eat junk.

My farts became FAR more evil when I cleaned up my diet and started eating more fiber, fruits and veggies.

Yep, and if you add protein shakes to that, you'll be a walking WMD.

nah.......... a walking WAD Weapons of @ss Destruction

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[DanTMWTMP]

ROFLMAO people fart at work on purpose?!?! WTF!!

 

[sharkeeper]

Must be a curry in the air tonight!

(or is this your muzak-on-hold)

Cheers!

 

[Taggart]

Hahhaha I don't know why I still find these stories funny

I remember back in 6th grade having a major sneeze which triggered a really loud fart...I tried to play it off like it was part of the sneeze since it kinda sounded like it. Some people bought it, some didn't. Really embarassing.

 

[BooGiMaN]

walkk out and as you do toss in a lit match....maybe it will create a gas explosion thus getting rid of the gas and the people creating it

 

[Bryophyte]

My friend and I went to an Old Navy outlet last month. We got Safeway deli food for lunch, mine was fine (fried rice), but she ate deep fried stuff, most notably a bbq burrito. She had a thirty foot buffer around her the whole time. Nobody (including me) could get any closer to her than that.

 

[Taggart]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
My friend and I went to an Old Navy outlet last month. We got Safeway deli food for lunch, mine was fine (fried rice), but she ate deep fried stuff, most notably a bbq burrito. She had a thirty foot buffer around her the whole time. Nobody (including me) could get any closer to her than that.

I thought it takes at least a day for your current meal to get through you...

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: Taggart

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
My friend and I went to an Old Navy outlet last month. We got Safeway deli food for lunch, mine was fine (fried rice), but she ate deep fried stuff, most notably a bbq burrito. She had a thirty foot buffer around her the whole time. Nobody (including me) could get any closer to her than that.

I thought it takes at least a day for your current meal to get through you...

She didn't crap at Old Navy, she farted. Foods can make you fart within a fairly short time.

 

[AndrewR]

You want to have some deadly gas, try eating an MRE (Meal-Ready-to-Eat, the packaged military meals). Those things can be violent. :Q

 

[Shelly21]

Originally posted by: beer
Shens. Datacenters have huge amounts of ventilation. For each couple of rack servers a cooling ton is required. You ever seen the heat a 2U rackmount quad-processor server puts out? You ever seen the heat battery backups are capable of when charging?

Yes, you're correct, I misspoke, the datacenter is big, cold, loud, and in a different room. I meant network control center. I have a picture somewhere...... I'll post it when I go to work tomorrow morning.