World Series of Farts

Shelly21

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I work in a enclosed/sealed data center that's about 28 feet by 16 feet. We had a temp (let's call him Frank Castle) that would let out the worst fart ever! And that would make everyone (six of us) leave the room and no one would be monitoring the servers/network for that duration.

I'm not kidding, this is worse than when my kitten had the liquid poo. I'd rate this guy's fart at 11. Yes, with 10 being the max he had to kick it up a notch.

It was a relief that he left for a better job and we got a replacement (let's call him Peter Paul). Except this guy is the same! Even thou his is probably at 9.5, the frequency is about twice-trice a day.

They all laugh everytime they did it as if this is a game! Gosh, make me want to go out and eat kimchee and drink lots of coke just to show them.

One time, I was walking back to the data center from my office and the hall way stink like someone took a dump there. I mention it to the guys and they all laughed. Turns out that one of the co-worker had told Frank to open the door and fart out to see how strong it is.
 

Kelemvor

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So get some air freshener, plugins, etc and just go spray his entire cube (with him in it) every time he does that.
 

Yanagi

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LMAO! This is just hillarious! Sorry for your loss of smell though, but OTOH i find that kind of humour amusing.. :S
 

GasX

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take him out for indian at lunch and laugh at him mercilessly when he has a G&L later in the day...
 

Shelly21

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Originally posted by: FrankyJunior
So get some air freshener, plugins, etc and just go spray his entire cube (with him in it) every time he does that.

I wish. The room is open, we all sit in front of the various terminals. the workarea is a L shape 'bench". I'm lucky I can escape to my office when they drop the real "F" bomb.
 

Yanagi

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I had a G&L one time. God that was horrible.. I was afraid to fart for 2 years... Never wish of anyone to go through that :(
 

jyates

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Sounds like your coworkers need to grow up and become men
instead of the little boys they are acting like.
 

gigapet

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Originally posted by: Yanagi
I had a G&L one time. God that was horrible.. I was afraid to fart for 2 years... Never wish of anyone to go through that :(

wtf is G&L
 

Mookow

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Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: Yanagi
I had a G&L one time. God that was horrible.. I was afraid to fart for 2 years... Never wish of anyone to go through that :(

wtf is G&L

Gambled and Lost. Think about it.
 

Amused

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I don't know why everyone assumes these guys eat junk.

My farts became FAR more evil when I cleaned up my diet and started eating more fiber, fruits and veggies.
 

Shelly21

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Originally posted by: Amused
I don't know why everyone assumes these guys eat junk.

My farts became FAR more evil when I cleaned up my diet and started eating more fiber, fruits and veggies.

Right, Frank works out a lot and he always bring in lunch from home. Italian cooking mostly. Smells quite good going in.
 

Modeps

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I still remember the day I was in highschool, over 10 years ago, and let one slip out... silent indeed but it was so potent that people started coughing and had to open up every window in the room. It also took me about 2 years before I was comfortable letting them out again around people. I was terribly embarassed.
 

Shelly21

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Guess what, yet another one.

Paul, "I was trying to hold it in, but when I sit down, it squeezed out". I'm working with a bunch of farting comedians. I'm glad I have a 2:00pm meeting to go to.