World largest Gummy Bears! Would you buy one?

[Ruptga]

I wouldn't, part of what I like about the regular ones is the variety in each handful. Besides that, even the ones on a stick are entirely impractical. I don't want to eat a quarter of one, set it down, then pick it up tomorrow to find stray hairs a dust bunny and a few papers stuck to it.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

i don't like gummi bears, and i'd never buy a 5 pound blob of candy. big bricks of chocolate, hell yes!

 

[ShawnD1]

Iknowrite? Like, the first thing that came to my mind was "I doubt I'd even feel that if it were in my asshole."

:hmm:

So the real question is if you should worry when it gets stuck in your ass. It's made of sugar, so should I expect it to break down and be absorbed?

 

[God Mode]

where is the hayabusa video?

 

[zinfamous]

So the real question is if you should worry when it gets stuck in your ass. It's made of sugar, so should I expect it to break down and be absorbed?

why worry? they come on sticks! :awe:

 

[Locut0s]

10 bucks shipping is bullshit

Probably quite heavy. I'd imagine them to be anyway.

 

[Gothgar]

we need a fuck yes option on the pole

 

[zinfamous]

Probably quite heavy. I'd imagine them to be anyway.

.5-5 lbs

that's some hefty gummy bears

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

I opted for the sex tape

Me too- no, wait!

 

[sdifox]

can that thing stand on its own?

Could be a funny (albeit expensive) prank.

dress up bear with cloth and a hidden wireless speaker setup

setup gummy standing outside a door.

Ring door bell

hide

when owner open door, bear start sales pitch for itself.

you should do this to a friend, not complete stranger.

 

[geno]

Wait till you get older and your wife wears dentures.

win

 

[sswingle]

After seeing the video, it doesn't really seem that big at all.

Well, the video is the giant variety, not the world's largest variety.

 

[Possessed Freak]

When I was a little Possessed, my mother used to get snacks at Sam's Club (approaching alternator sizes). She purchased a 5 LB tub of Gummy Bears. When my friend came over, she said we could not have any other snack until the Gummy Bears are gone. So we ate the whole damn tub in one sitting.

I have only had Gummy Bears one time after that. I tried one last year to see if I have gotten over my disgust of them... I have not and retched as soon as I chewed it.

 

[KB]

I bought those for my family last year for Christmas. The laughs were worth the price.