World jump day is coming up...

[Buck Naked]

http://www.worldjumpday.org/
This has got to be a joke

JOIN US IN THE ATTEMPT TO DIVE PLANET EARTH INTO A NEW ORBIT, BY LETTING MILLIONS OF PEOPLE JUMP!

Scientific research has proven that this change of planetary positioning would very likely stop global warming, and extend daytime hours and create a more homogenous climate.

I searched and didnt find anything.

 

[zanieladie]

Oh brother...:roll:

 

[FoBoT]

not as interesting as the national day of slayer

 

[imported_LoKe]

The presence of Darwin is strong in this one, as long as they all jump off a tall building.

 

[venk]

600 000 000 people. How are they going to spread the word to that many, I thought only approx. 300 million people in the world have access to the internet.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: venk
600 000 000 people. How are they going to spread the word to that many, I thought only approx. 300 million people in the world have access to the internet.

Where'd you get those statistics?

 

[loup garou]

National Talk Like a Pirate Day is about a jillion times better than this...

 

[Beige]

pish posh

 

[ballmode]

darwin please let them jump off tall stuff and land on hard things

 

[Vinfinite]

K i'll get my jump shoes ready =P

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: venk
600 000 000 people. How are they going to spread the word to that many, I thought only approx. 300 million people in the world have access to the internet.

Where'd you get those statistics?

47.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

 

[Dirigible]

Some years back, China organized a jump day to throw the earth into a new orbit that would mess up the U.S. Luckily, the CIA caught wind and a massive counter-jump was organized to occur at the exact same time to nullify the effects.*







*Source: The Weekly World News

 

[NTB]

Originally posted by: venk
600 000 000 people. How are they going to spread the word to that many, I thought only approx. 300 million people in the world have access to the internet.

Besides, people live all over the world. All over the round world. If people in one spot jump, and people on the other side of the world jump, wouldn't they cancel eachother out?

Nate

 

[venk]

If you weigh 400 lbs, do you coun't as two people?

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: NTB

Originally posted by: venk
600 000 000 people. How are they going to spread the word to that many, I thought only approx. 300 million people in the world have access to the internet.

Besides, people live all over the world. All over the round world. If people in one spot jump, and people on the other side of the world jump, wouldn't they cancel eachother out?

Nate

You forget that logic doesn't apply to idiocy.

 

[NTB]

Originally posted by: venk
If you weigh 400 lbs, do you coun't as two people?

lol reminds me of a line from the old live-action Flintstones film. Fred and Barney just got off of work, and are walking out of the gravel pit

[Fred] I'm only one man, Barn!
[Barney] Not from back here you're not!

Nate

 

[Squisher]

hahahahahahahhaZero-sumhahahahahahaha

 

[Dirigible]

Originally posted by: NTB

Originally posted by: venk
600 000 000 people. How are they going to spread the word to that many, I thought only approx. 300 million people in the world have access to the internet.

Besides, people live all over the world. All over the round world. If people in one spot jump, and people on the other side of the world jump, wouldn't they cancel eachother out?

Nate

Yes, they do cancel each other out. That's how disaster was averted in the WWN article.

It would be a real problem if this wasn't planned all over the world; we really would go off our orbit. But since it'll happen everywhere, we're safe. Phew! (Don't tell the organizers - they might alter the plan and doom us all!)

 

[NTB]

Originally posted by: Dirigible

Originally posted by: NTB

Originally posted by: venk
600 000 000 people. How are they going to spread the word to that many, I thought only approx. 300 million people in the world have access to the internet.

Besides, people live all over the world. All over the round world. If people in one spot jump, and people on the other side of the world jump, wouldn't they cancel eachother out?

Nate

Yes, they do cancel each other out. That's how disaster was averted in the WWN article.

It would be a real problem if this wasn't planned all over the world; we really would go off our orbit. But since it'll happen everywhere, we're safe. Phew! (Don't tell the organizers - they might alter the plan and doom us all!)

Well, considering their "reasons" for doing it, I'm willing to bet they're a bunch of pot smoking tree huggers. Too stoned to worry about it until it's too late

Nate

 

[Squisher]

If all of them were on the same hemi-sphere they would only divert the path of the earth only while they were in the air.

 

[NTB]

Originally posted by: Squisher
If all of them were on the same hemi-sphere they would only divert the path of the earth only while they were in the air.

Totally OT but...your granddaughter spooks easily, doesn't she?

Nate

 

[Dirigible]

Originally posted by: Squisher
If all of them were on the same hemi-sphere they would only divert the path of the earth only while they were in the air.

Curse you and your "logic" and "reason"! Curse you to hell!