Workplace Dilemna.

[BoomerD]

Gentlemen. Please Aim Straight. The Next Guy May Have Holes in His Shoes.

Ladies. Please Remain Seated During the Entire Performance.


Public humiliation MAY be the only thing that will get the guy to pay more attention.

The down side is that he MIGHT become a petty backstabbing bitch over it.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: kranky
I dare say you have the perfect handle for this topic.

I would first talk to the guy directly and ask him to be more careful when using the bathroom. If that doesn't work, the next time she goes in the bathroom and finds it messy, I would say something in front of everyone else. "You know, Bob, I asked you to please try not to piss all over the toilet seat and the floor. Would you please show some consideration to the rest of us who all have to use the same bathroom? If you can't manage to piss INSIDE the toilet, at least clean up after yourself!"

whoa there! that's sexism! OP only said, "employee A."

This could be a woman pissing all over the seat.

 

[jteef]

no notes or other lame passive aggressive shens. talk to the guy or the public humiliation thing, the "fly" stickers they put in urinals are surprisingly effective. perhaps they make something similar for regular commode's.

 

[dudeofdur]

well the most clever way i've seen to make people pee straight is take a sticker of a fly (preferably pee proof) and stick it in the toilet.
i got this idea from japan toilets because psychologically all the guys peeing would try to pee on the fly (or any other distracting object) and improve aim... i know i would certainly try to kill a fly in the toilet by peeing on it

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: dudeofdur
well the most clever way i've seen to make people pee straight is take a sticker of a fly (preferably pee proof) and stick it in the toilet.
i got this idea from japan toilets because psychologically all the guys peeing would try to pee on the fly (or any other distracting object) and improve aim... i know i would certainly try to kill a fly in the toilet by peeing on it

neato.

so, it took nearly 5 months for you to decide on the proper thread and post for #1, eh?

 

[guyver01]

Have her print out and put up a sign like this: SIGN

If that doesn't work... put up another sign... one like this: SIGN


and if THAT doesnt work..

Put up a sign that says "George, Please dont piss on the floor" or something like that

 

[jagec]

Little drops of water
Upon the bathroom floor
Use up lots of elbow grease
And make the porter sore
So now, kind friends, remember
Before the water flows
Please adjust the distance
According to your hose.

 

[imported_Imp]

Make the guy sit down or 'squat'.

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: kranky
I dare say you have the perfect handle for this topic.

I would first talk to the guy directly and ask him to be more careful when using the bathroom. If that doesn't work, the next time she goes in the bathroom and finds it messy, I would say something in front of everyone else. "You know, Bob, I asked you to please try not to piss all over the toilet seat and the floor. Would you please show some consideration to the rest of us who all have to use the same bathroom? If you can't manage to piss INSIDE the toilet, at least clean up after yourself!"

whoa there! that's sexism! OP only said, "employee A."

This could be a woman pissing all over the seat.

I will enroll myself in re-education classes first thing in the morning.

 

[dudeofdur]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: dudeofdur
well the most clever way i've seen to make people pee straight is take a sticker of a fly (preferably pee proof) and stick it in the toilet.
i got this idea from japan toilets because psychologically all the guys peeing would try to pee on the fly (or any other distracting object) and improve aim... i know i would certainly try to kill a fly in the toilet by peeing on it

neato.

so, it took nearly 5 months for you to decide on the proper thread and post for #1, eh?

yes. lol i totally forgot about AT until recently