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Number1

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My wife has a cushy little job working as a security person keeping watch on a military communication site. She is the only female in a crew of 4 maintaining a one person, 24/7 watch doing rotating 12 hr shifts. They have exclusive use of a small office were they keep track of workers, remotely control site access and answer the phone. Their office also has a bathroom, shower, TV, DVD, couch etc to make life more pleasant during quiet hours.

Here is the issue and it is irritating my wife immensely. Security person A can't aim strait when using the office bathroom and ends up pissing all over the toilet seat and the floor all the time.

This is not acceptable to her but it does not apear to bother the other 2 security persons.

My question is: How would you handle this situation?

I may create a poll with the most creative "suggestions" later on and we can all vote on the most effective course of action that she should take.

 
kranky

kranky

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I dare say you have the perfect handle for this topic. :)

I would first talk to the guy directly and ask him to be more careful when using the bathroom. If that doesn't work, the next time she goes in the bathroom and finds it messy, I would say something in front of everyone else. "You know, Bob, I asked you to please try not to piss all over the toilet seat and the floor. Would you please show some consideration to the rest of us who all have to use the same bathroom? If you can't manage to piss INSIDE the toilet, at least clean up after yourself!"
 
olds

olds

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We have the same problem here at work. There is a reason for it though. Maybe your wife can share it with her co-worker.
The reason they piss on the floor and not in the urinal/toilet is that their dick is too short to reach the device and their piss falls short.
 
sao123

sao123

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Dont see why he has to piss on the seat... put it up... DUH.
im sure there is some sort of bodily harm she can do to him... but at this moment... I'm drawing blank.
 
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Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
We have the same problem here at work. There is a reason for it though. Maybe your wife can share it with her co-worker.
The reason they piss on the floor and not in the urinal/toilet is that their dick is too short to reach the device and their piss falls short.
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Baha - combine that with a nice note = WIN
 
meltdown75

meltdown75

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We have a Mad Dribbler here too. Piss all over the floor in front of the urinal.

Guys and girls sharing the same toilet eh... does that ever go over well? other than at home of course... lol

Tell your wife to bring it up, tell her to say she doesn't like cleaning up other people's piss when she has to use the can.

Tell the guy with bad aim to sit down to pee until he can control his wild wizzing.
 
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TheKub

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Tell her to flash them once. Then instruct them that it will happen again after X days of piss free floor\seat.

 
TallBill

TallBill

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"Hey, can you stop pissing on the seat and floor" That's about all she can do. Holy shit that was tough.
 
D1gger

D1gger

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Originally posted by: TheKub
Tell her to flash them once. Then instruct them that it will happen again after X days of piss free floor\seat.
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:thumbsup:

Positive reinforcement is always more effective than negative.
 
JulesMaximus

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: meltdown75
We have a Mad Dribbler here too. Piss all over the floor in front of the urinal.

Guys and girls sharing the same toilet eh... does that ever go over well? other than at home of course... lol

Tell your wife to bring it up, tell her to say she doesn't like cleaning up other people's piss when she has to use the can.

Tell the guy with bad aim to sit down to pee until he can control his wild wizzing.
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This is why I've given up completely on bathroom etiquette in the mens room at work. I just choose the urinal with the least amount of piss on the floor now...which is usually the middle one.
 
JulesMaximus

JulesMaximus

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To answer the OP's question; how about putting a note above the toilet asking people with poor aim to please clean up after themselves?
 
Capt Caveman

Capt Caveman

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Have her put up a sign above the toilet requesting that people shoot straight or worded in some other nice way.
 
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magomago

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reminds me of a former room mate that would piss in the bathroom and then deny it was him. We had four guys, two rooms, and one bathroom. The guy I lived with would never do that, and the other guy was a germophobe (I feel sad for him, having to share a room with that floor pisser). None of us had trouble 'aiming' when we stood up, so I swear it was that fourth. It was so bad, and so nasty that all my Chinese friends denied that he was Chinese lol.
In the end I came to two conclusions: he did it on purpose because he was super dirty in general (face was so oily that specular highlights were easily castable on it), or the hole in his penis MUST HAVE been on the bottom of his head as opposed to the tip because there is no chance in hell you can miss that badly...and he didn't want to sit down while pissing
 
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RichardE

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Is one of her co-workers extremely overweight?

If so, it is probably him since he carries so much weight he probably loses 4-5 inches of penis shaft length and has a little stub surrounded by fat. If that is the guy, than tell him to sit down to take a piss.
 
JulesMaximus

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: magomago
reminds me of a former room mate that would piss in the bathroom and then deny it was him. We had four guys, two rooms, and one bathroom. The guy I lived with would never do that, and the other guy was a germophobe (I feel sad for him, having to share a room with that floor pisser). None of us had trouble 'aiming' when we stood up, so I swear it was that fourth. It was so bad, and so nasty that all my Chinese friends denied that he was Chinese lol.
In the end I came to two conclusions: he did it on purpose because he was super dirty in general (face was so oily that specular highlights were easily castable on it), or the hole in his penis MUST HAVE been on the bottom of his head as opposed to the tip because there is no chance in hell you can miss that badly...and he didn't want to sit down while pissing
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Mangina?
 
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