The Center for Disease Control
has issued a medical alert about a highly
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted
orally, by hand, and even
electronically.
This virus is called
Weekly Overload Recreational Killer
(WORK).
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues
or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!
This virus will wipe out your private life entirely.
If you should come into contact with WORK you should
immediately leave the premises.
Take two good
friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or
both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract
(WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been
completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five
friends.
If you do not have five friends, you have already
been infected and WORK is, sadly, controlling your life.
Get help immediately.
has issued a medical alert about a highly
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted
orally, by hand, and even
electronically.
This virus is called
Weekly Overload Recreational Killer
(WORK).
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues
or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!
This virus will wipe out your private life entirely.
If you should come into contact with WORK you should
immediately leave the premises.
Take two good
friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or
both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract
(WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been
completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five
friends.
If you do not have five friends, you have already
been infected and WORK is, sadly, controlling your life.
Get help immediately.
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