Words you live by?

ethebubbeth

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"Never miss a good chance to shut up"
-Will Rodgers

"You can get further with a kind word and a gun, than you can with just a kind word."
-Al Capone
 

her209

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"Never ever buy or sell anything of large expense from or to a friend or family member."
 

ethebubbeth

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Originally posted by: her209
"Never ever buy or sell anything of large expense from or to a friend or family member."

Man, so true. I sold a laptop to a friend for $750. He paid me $400 up front, and it was over a year later before I finally pestered the remaining $350 out of him. That really taught me my lesson.

If you sell something to a friend or relative, be prepared for it to be an interest free loan for however long they take to pay you back.
 

spaceman

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Everyone is a hypocrite, including me.
were all just fvkcing assholes who should go toss off somewhere.
 

JLGatsby

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"And now I see the face of god, and I raise this god over the earth, this god whom men have sought since men came into being, this god who will grant them joy and peace and pride. This god, this one word: I."

--Ayn Rand
 

AStar617

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"Once, to every man and nation, comes the moment to decide."

oh, and

"there's more than one way to skin a cat", mainly because there's more than one way to interpret the saying, thus internally proving its inherent perfectness. :p
 

ethebubbeth

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Originally posted by: fitzov
Hindsight is 20/20, so let's start looking at the mistakes we've made.

Another one of my favorites. I didn't know who said it so I didn't list it.
 

Howard

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Originally posted by: illusion88
He thrust his mighty purple warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding.
How do you always have a woman with a quivering mound of love pudding nearby?
 

MedicBob

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Don't jump out of perfectly good airplanes, don't chase a man that has a gun, and run out of burning buildings not into them.

Me
 

Xstatic1

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just came across this, which is perfect for moi ---
Work like you don't need the money...dance like no one is watching...sing like no one is listening...love like you've never been hurt...and live life every day as if it were your last.