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Words that sound naughty, but aren't

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kismayu - city in Somalia
jabuti - city in Somalia
Lake Titicaca in Peru
bangers and mash - Sausage and mash potato in England
 
In 19th century literature, particularly the Sherlock Holmes series, the term "ejaculated" is used repeatedly to mean 'said in an exclamitory manner"

eg. "Surely, Holmes!" I ejaculated.
 
Pearl Necklace -- Yesterday my wife said "You should give ME a pearl necklace" I died laughing.. She didn't get it.

& I don't get the cunning linguist one...
 
Not a word, but an expression that seems downright naughty, but isn't at all:

"Having sex with Celine Dion."

Think about it.

Other one:

To dip his McNugget.
 
Originally posted by: Scouzer
Erect.

As in: "The construction worker erected his fallen friend."
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more like "the construction worker erected the statue."


Master baker is a good compliment to drop on the sly.
 
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Delores!
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Mulva?
Originally posted by: deathkoba
Sometimes the public bus drivers would disengage the doors in the back so people couldn't get out without shouting "BACKDOOR PLEEEASSE!"
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hahaha...I get a laugh from that every time it happens on the bus.


oh yeah

Balzac
coccyx
penal
pianist
dinghy
dongle


MUCKLUCK!!!
 
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