Words that sound naughty, but aren't

[Kipper]

B*tch = female dog

 

[Bryophyte]

dike

 

[EarthwormJim]

Pokémon

 

[SunnyD]

cock fight

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: Jzero
My favorite is niggardly.

Damn you that was mine!

Be careful where you use that one, if you value your job! (I can't believe I am linking to WorldNetDaily! What a world . . . )

 

[Bryophyte]

The one that makes my husband giggle like a school girl whenever he hears it on a commercial: facial.

 

[cronos]

gaylord focker

 

[chowderhead]

kismayu - city in Somalia
jabuti - city in Somalia
Lake Titicaca in Peru
bangers and mash - Sausage and mash potato in England

 

[Bryophyte]

Pew

 

[Bryophyte]

Fuddruckers
petard

 

[Lotheron]

dictate

 

[virtuamike]

foo king fried rice

 

[glenn1]

I'll do you one better... how about the title of an actual legal case: Trojan v. Big Boy's Steel Erection

 

[JonnyStarks]

In 19th century literature, particularly the Sherlock Holmes series, the term "ejaculated" is used repeatedly to mean 'said in an exclamitory manner"

eg. "Surely, Holmes!" I ejaculated.

 

[tboo]

Dangling participle

 

[hevnsnt]

Pearl Necklace -- Yesterday my wife said "You should give ME a pearl necklace" I died laughing.. She didn't get it.

& I don't get the cunning linguist one...

 

[Supertastic Fool]

sofa king cool, say it out loud...

 

[thirdlegstump]

Sometimes the public bus drivers would disengage the doors in the back so people couldn't get out without shouting "BACKDOOR PLEEEASSE!"

 

[jeece]

Not a word, but an expression that seems downright naughty, but isn't at all:

"Having sex with Celine Dion."

Think about it.

Other one:

To dip his McNugget.

 

[daveymark]

patella

 

[Xionide]

pork

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Scouzer
Erect.

As in: "The construction worker erected his fallen friend."

more like "the construction worker erected the statue."


Master baker is a good compliment to drop on the sly.

 

[SSP]

Cant believe you people forgot Hummer.

LOL@ Meecrob.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Delores!

Mulva?

Originally posted by: deathkoba
Sometimes the public bus drivers would disengage the doors in the back so people couldn't get out without shouting "BACKDOOR PLEEEASSE!"

hahaha...I get a laugh from that every time it happens on the bus.


oh yeah

Balzac
coccyx
penal
pianist
dinghy
dongle


MUCKLUCK!!!

 

[lobadobadingdong]

nimph
package
beaver
tool
philabuster (exuse the spelling)