Word to the wise....

[mooglemania85]

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: Rudee
How can anybody forget the word "phone"?

We all have mental lapses here and there.

He just had a senior moment.

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: SKipholiday
No more than they pay help, I'm surprised the cashier didn't assist~!

I can see it now:
"I NEED A CUSTOMER ASSIST IN AISLE FIVE!"
"Why did they call for that?"
"Some dumbass customer cant get his thingy out of his pants."

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Rudee
How can anybody forget the word "phone"?

I regularly forget words like "door," "paper towel," "fire," or "left," to name a few. I think my brain needs to be defragmented, the random access time is getting a bit sluggish.

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: ballmode
remember to check your a/c for mice when you get home too

Oh man, that was a crazy night.

+10 for that reference. That was back in the early Vent days.

 

[TheNewbie]

Originally posted by: aphex
When your standing in Target with your hands full, your phone rings, and you forget what your cell phone is called, don't yell to your wife who is about 10 feet away "Hey Hun! Can you pull my thing out of my pants"

I got some really odd looks about 30 minutes ago

In some states you could've been arrested for that.

officer: you have the right to remain silent anything you...
aphex: bu.. but.. I was just asking her to get the phone for me.
officer: ..you have one phone call, but you obviously already have used that..
aphex: <sounds from his pants> *ring* *dling* *ring* oh shooot, my thing is ringing again
officer: dispatch code 8 I'm gonna need some back up here
aphex: my thing is also vibrating and tickling can you pull it out for me?
officer: ...

to be continued...

 

[Auric]

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling,
Won't you play with my ding-a-ling?

 

[ObiDon]

Originally posted by: everman
Similar story - I was doing an exam review with around 7 other people and my friend next to me who's female looks over at my laptop screen and asks "why's your thingy so small?" referring to the font size on my 12" laptop screen. I just smiled and a few others chuckled, then she realized what it sounded like. heh, maybe the maturity level of the group can by guaged by the lack of responses.

tango: why is yours bigger than mine?
cash: genetics.

 

[manowar821]

Damn dude, now I am going to go OUT OF MY WAY to do exactly that!