Word #9 on my daugter's spelling list tonight...

rcpratt

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Maybe it was supposed to be shot. Or shift. Or ship. Or shim. Or shiv. Better teach her all of them.
 

SunnyD

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shut = past tense of shit lol

That would be "shat".

Is your daughter 18? Any pics?

She's 9, retard.

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Malak

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One time I was watching a spelling bee just to see what it was like. They had the funniest word I had never thought I'd hear.

Announcer: Your word is H.
*snickers*
Child contestant with confused look: Definition?
Announcer trying to keep straight face: The letter H.
*laughter in audience, child still perplexed*

Don't ask me the spelling, I don't remember.
 

silverpig

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Maybe it was supposed to be shot. Or shift. Or ship. Or shim. Or shiv. Better teach her all of them.

Most likely either "shut" or "shot". The "i" is right between the "u" and the "o" on the keyboard, so that's probably what happened.
 

LtPage1

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One time I was watching a spelling bee just to see what it was like. They had the funniest word I had never thought I'd hear.

Announcer: Your word is H.
*snickers*
Child contestant with confused look: Definition?
Announcer trying to keep straight face: The letter H.
*laughter in audience, child still perplexed*

Don't ask me the spelling, I don't remember.

That's amazing- probably the most tentative letter ever spoken.
 

pontifex

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One time I was watching a spelling bee just to see what it was like. They had the funniest word I had never thought I'd hear.

Announcer: Your word is H.
*snickers*
Child contestant with confused look: Definition?
Announcer trying to keep straight face: The letter H.
*laughter in audience, child still perplexed*

Don't ask me the spelling, I don't remember.

So we finally learn the story of Arcadio and his fear of the letter H?