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Russ

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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I got money from the IRS today! First time I've gotten a refund since 1990. A massive $110. Now, to decide what to do with this bounty.

Russ, NCNE
 
RossMAN

RossMAN

Grand Nagus
Feb 24, 2000
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Consider yourself lucky, because my part time job as a Hot Deals webmaster is classified as Independent Contractor I get to pay out of the ass!

:(
 
MichaelD

MichaelD

Lifer
Jan 16, 2001
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<< Consider yourself lucky, because my part time job as a Hot Deals webmaster is classified as Independent Contractor I get to pay out of the ass!

:( >>




Different job, same situation. Because of my second job, at which I make very little on the books, they don't take out squat in Federal tax...but at the end of the year, those $120 paychecks add up...and I've had nothing taken out in tax. I owe $376. Which isn't a lot...but it's a lot for me. I feel your pain. :(
 
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docmanhattan

Golden Member
Jul 31, 2001
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<< Consider yourself lucky, because my part time job as a Hot Deals webmaster is classified as Independent Contractor I get to pay out of the ass!

:( >>

Wouldn't that be Independent Ferengi Contractor? ;)
 
XZeroII

XZeroII

Lifer
Jun 30, 2001
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I believe that money should go to the XZeroII computer fund. The money collected goes toward a worthy cause...upgrading my computer. Trust me, all of it goes to that one cause.
 
RossMAN

RossMAN

Grand Nagus
Feb 24, 2000
79,011
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<<

<< Consider yourself lucky, because my part time job as a Hot Deals webmaster is classified as Independent Contractor I get to pay out of the ass!

:( >>

Wouldn't that be Independent Ferengi Contractor? ;) >>



You've got a point there.
 
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Optimus

Diamond Member
Aug 23, 2000
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Why did you do your taxes this early? Everyone knows real men wait until 11:50pm April 15th!


Besides Russ, don't spend it too early as the IRS may notice that $13,875 for long distance phone calls and letters to Jeri Ryan isn't a real business expense.



;)
 
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Russ

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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<< Everyone knows real men wait until 11:50pm April 15th! >>



Normally I do. But, this was the first year that I wasn't sending them a check, so that puppy went in the mail the day my CPA finished it.:)

Russ, NCNE


 
Maetryx

Maetryx

Diamond Member
Jan 18, 2001
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intaxication: (n) the temporary feeling of euphoria experienced when receiving an income tax refund which lasts until the receiver realizes it is their money in the first place.
 
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jjones

Lifer
Oct 9, 2001
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<< Consider yourself lucky, because my part time job as a Hot Deals webmaster is classified as Independent Contractor I get to pay out of the ass! >>


You need to do more creative bookkeeping. ;)
 
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BigToque

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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<< intaxication: (n) the temporary feeling of euphoria experienced when receiving an income tax refund which lasts until the receiver realizes is is their money in the first place. >>



Bah, the feeling doesn't wear off. I'm getting $780 back and my girlfriend is getting $1010 back. Its FREE money!
 
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Viper GTS

Lifer
Oct 13, 1999
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<<

<< intaxication: (n) the temporary feeling of euphoria experienced when receiving an income tax refund which lasts until the receiver realizes is is their money in the first place. >>



Bah, the feeling doesn't wear off. I'm getting $780 back and my girlfriend is getting $1010 back. Its FREE money! >>



It's your money that you were forced to save, but did not earn interest on.

Set up a 401k, once the shock of the first couple paychecks wears off you'll be amazed that not only are you forced to save money, you earn interest on it.

What a deal.

Viper GTS
 
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