Woot! I have the place all to myself.....for the next 20 hrs or so..

[bozik]

Originally posted by: Supercharged

Originally posted by: z0mb13
masturbate while wearing ur roomate's lingerie

:thumbsup:

that just isnt right.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Do what you usually do, masturbate.
But play the porn loud and keep the door open.

There is no feeling quite like the feeling you get when you don't have to look over shoulder.

 

[The Stigenator]

god u guys are sick... u aint getting her pic... more over i can be friends with a woman, as long as i am not interested in them (in that way) and i dont care for them that much.


and im not sleeping on her bed or wearing her stuff.. u guys are sick.. i may be single, but i sure aint desperate.

 

[cerebusPu]

wait..i thought you had a GF. i guess your single now.

i vote for jack off in her bed. that always give the ladies the shivers.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: cerebusPu
wait..i thought you had a GF. i guess your single now.

i vote for jack off in her bed. that always give the ladies the shivers.

Leaves a hell of a wet spot, too.

 

[EvilYoda]

somehow get your hands on some blood, human or not, and make part of the apartment look like someone was shot, with blood spraying all over the walls...

When you both get back (optimally, her first), just play along...

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: bozik

Originally posted by: Supercharged

Originally posted by: z0mb13
masturbate while wearing ur roomate's lingerie

:thumbsup:

that just isnt right.

Don't forget to leave her a magnifying glass and polaroid pic

 

[TheGeek]

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: LeadFrog

Originally posted by: TheGoodGuy

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Clean the place

she cleaned most of the place.. her aunt was coming over this afternoon.. so i got to clean my room that's it. I will do it tommorow when i start packing.

pics of her?

The aunt.

:thumbsup:

 

[agnitrate]

shens, you don't know any women. your clothes are too dirty and i hear you have poor hygiene habits.

-silver

 

[Mik3y]

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl

Originally posted by: Supercharged

Originally posted by: z0mb13
masturbate while wearing ur roomate's lingerie

:thumbsup:

Please tell me why you actually agree with this idea.

Sally: We are just going to be friends, OK?
Harry: Great, friends. It's the best thing...You realize, of course, that we can never be friends.
Sally: Why not?
Harry: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape, or form - is that men and women can't be friends, because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry: No, you don't.
Sally: Yes, I do.
Harry: No, you don't.
Sally: Yes, I do.
Harry: You only think you do.
Sally: You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry: No, what I'm saying is they all want to have sex with you.
Sally: They do not.
Harry: Do too.
Sally: They do not.
Harry: Do too.
Sally: How do you know?
Harry: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally: So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.
Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail them, too.
Sally: What if they don't want to have sex with you?
Harry: Doesn't matter, because the sex thing is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story.

Every word is true.

BWUAHAHAHHAAHAHH!!!