Woot! I have the place all to myself.....for the next 20 hrs or so..

[The Stigenator]

roommate just left for the christmas break and I am leaving tommorow..

now what to do.......

 

[UnatcoAgent]

pee in the sink

 

[olds]

Clean the place

 

Do an upper decker!

 

[The Stigenator]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Clean the place

she cleaned most of the place.. her aunt was coming over this afternoon.. so i got to clean my room that's it. I will do it tommorow when i start packing.

 

[Frew]

Originally posted by: TheGoodGuy

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Clean the place

she cleaned most of the place.. her aunt was coming over this afternoon.. so i got to clean my room that's it. I will do it tommorow when i start packing.

pics of her?

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: TheGoodGuy

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Clean the place

she cleaned most of the place.. her aunt was coming over this afternoon.. so i got to clean my room that's it. I will do it tommorow when i start packing.

Good. Don't forget.

 

[Shawn]

I first read your thread title as "for the next 20 years or so".

 

[bozik]

run around naked - not unless you do that when she is there.

well are you bored or what?

 

[ElFenix]

masterbate with her pillow!

 

[her209]

Sleep in her bed nekkid.

 

[Juno]

Host a biggest party of the month.

 

[moshquerade]

PARTAY!

 

[chuckywang]

your roommate is a girl?

 

[Gooose]

yea i know the feeling - it is nice!!

 

[dderidex]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
your roommate is a girl?

Yeah, how's that work?

Everyone knows there is no such thing as a male-female platonic relationship.

 

[Kadarin]

In the immortal words of the equally immortal Q, "The hall is rented, the orchestra engaged, now it's time to see if you can dance..."

The stage is set for the best TGG YAGT evar! But can he live up to the hype...?

 

Do what you usually do, masturbate.
But play the porn loud and keep the door open.

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Originally posted by: dderidex

Originally posted by: chuckywang
your roommate is a girl?

Yeah, how's that work?

Everyone knows there is no such thing as a male-female platonic relationship.

Chris Rock: "men don't have women friends. they have women they haven't fvcked yet."

 

[z0mb13]

masturbate while wearing ur roomate's lingerie

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: z0mb13
masturbate while wearing ur roomate's lingerie

:thumbsup:

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Originally posted by: Supercharged

Originally posted by: z0mb13
masturbate while wearing ur roomate's lingerie

:thumbsup:

Please tell me why you actually agree with this idea.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl

Originally posted by: Supercharged

Originally posted by: z0mb13
masturbate while wearing ur roomate's lingerie

:thumbsup:

Please tell me why you actually agree with this idea.

Sally: We are just going to be friends, OK?
Harry: Great, friends. It's the best thing...You realize, of course, that we can never be friends.
Sally: Why not?
Harry: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape, or form - is that men and women can't be friends, because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry: No, you don't.
Sally: Yes, I do.
Harry: No, you don't.
Sally: Yes, I do.
Harry: You only think you do.
Sally: You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry: No, what I'm saying is they all want to have sex with you.
Sally: They do not.
Harry: Do too.
Sally: They do not.
Harry: Do too.
Sally: How do you know?
Harry: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally: So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.
Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail them, too.
Sally: What if they don't want to have sex with you?
Harry: Doesn't matter, because the sex thing is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: LeadFrog

Originally posted by: TheGoodGuy

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Clean the place

she cleaned most of the place.. her aunt was coming over this afternoon.. so i got to clean my room that's it. I will do it tommorow when i start packing.

pics of her?

The aunt.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl

Originally posted by: Supercharged

Originally posted by: z0mb13
masturbate while wearing ur roomate's lingerie

:thumbsup:

Please tell me why you actually agree with this idea.

Sally: We are just going to be friends, OK?
Harry: Great, friends. It's the best thing...You realize, of course, that we can never be friends.
Sally: Why not?
Harry: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape, or form - is that men and women can't be friends, because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry: No, you don't.
Sally: Yes, I do.
Harry: No, you don't.
Sally: Yes, I do.
Harry: You only think you do.
Sally: You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry: No, what I'm saying is they all want to have sex with you.
Sally: They do not.
Harry: Do too.
Sally: They do not.
Harry: Do too.
Sally: How do you know?
Harry: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally: So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.
Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail them, too.
Sally: What if they don't want to have sex with you?
Harry: Doesn't matter, because the sex thing is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story.

Every word is true.