Woohoo, my girlfriend isn't pregnant!

[Wedesdo]

holy!!! your girlfriend is very attractive.

you are a lucky, lucky man... don't let this one slip by...

 

[TheOmegaCode]

Thank god shes not pregnant, just a whore?!






JUST KIDDING!

 

[iamshady]

I learned on Friends last week that condoms fail 3% of the time.

AND I HAD NO IDEA THAT THEY PUT THAT ON THE BOX!!!

 

[KEV1N]

I think condoms only fall off if you:

a.) Put them on improperly (i.e. not rolling them all the way down)
b.) Have an inordinately narrow member

 

[hydrobum]

I have a few of those too.....whew... but my gal doesn't like to pop pills and I like it all natural

gotta find another way...sigh...

 

[Shagger]

Pics (repost)

I like that pic, now can we get a pic where you are staring numbly straight ahead because you think that she is knocked up?



I had a few back in my day, they are no laughing matter...Especially when it would have been not one but all three of her brothers kicking my @$$

 

[reitz]

Congratulations

 

[iamshady]

<< gotta find another way...sigh... >>

Have you considered the backdoor?

 

[OrByte]

Woohoo, my wife is pregnant!!

about five months.........



maybe I am in the wrong thread for this......


*someone slap me back on topic!*


since you are not ready for kids you dodged a big bullet! just be careful next time!!





*edit* forgot to add. your girl is pretty...hope you guys remain happy and h0rny!!