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Woohoo. I'm on speaking terms with exactly 0 females

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
You Da MAN!

(Now all you have to do is find another MAN!! 😉 )
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No, now all I have to do is find a way out of this hole called the mid-atlantic.
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No offense, but I seriously doubt that your situation has anything to do with your location.🙂 😛
 
I guess you see what happens when you let your long term girlfriend go out and do whoever she wants.
 
Originally posted by: minendo
I guess you see what happens when you let your long term girlfriend go out and do whoever she wants.
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ATOT's memory is long. I commend thee for remembering the events that led up to my rather fscked over condition.

And whoever said that this has nothing to do with location... Come visit my school plzkthx. Girls come in four varieties.

Hot, smart and won't give the time of day to anything with a penis.
Hot, stupid and whorish
Ugly, smart and whorish (I had one of these)
Ugly, stupid and sexually normal.
 
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: minendo
I guess you see what happens when you let your long term girlfriend go out and do whoever she wants.
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ATOT's memory is long. I commend thee for remembering the events that led up to my rather fscked over condition.

And whoever said that this has nothing to do with location... Come visit my school plzkthx. Girls come in four varieties.

Hot, smart and won't give the time of day to anything with a penis.
Hot, stupid and whorish
Ugly, smart and whorish (I had one of these)
Ugly, stupid and sexually normal.
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That's how it is everywhere bro. The trick is to get the smart hot ones to start looking at you.
 
Originally posted by: tweakmm
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: minendo
I guess you see what happens when you let your long term girlfriend go out and do whoever she wants.
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ATOT's memory is long. I commend thee for remembering the events that led up to my rather fscked over condition.

And whoever said that this has nothing to do with location... Come visit my school plzkthx. Girls come in four varieties.

Hot, smart and won't give the time of day to anything with a penis.
Hot, stupid and whorish
Ugly, smart and whorish (I had one of these)
Ugly, stupid and sexually normal.
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That's how it is everywhere bro. The trick is to get the smart hot ones to start looking at you.
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SHH. I'm young, don't ruin my perception of utopia outside this hellhole.

Quite frankly, I'll settle for ugly and smart if I can find a way to prevent whorism from resurfacing
 
Originally posted by: SinnerWolf
in 20 years, you'll look back on this PMS-less sans drama point in your life with great envy
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Actually, her female parts were broken and she had her period about 4 times over all that time. Oops, I wasn't supposed to tell anyone that. Oh well :beer:

The lack of drama is quite nice, though. Just me, ATOT and my room of noisy ass computers.
 
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: minendo
I guess you see what happens when you let your long term girlfriend go out and do whoever she wants.
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ATOT's memory is long. I commend thee for remembering the events that led up to my rather fscked over condition.

And whoever said that this has nothing to do with location... Come visit my school plzkthx. Girls come in four varieties.

Hot, smart and won't give the time of day to anything with a penis.
Hot, stupid and whorish
Ugly, smart and whorish (I had one of these)
Ugly, stupid and sexually normal.
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These are the girls you need to boink. Who cares if they are doing other guys, as long as you are one of em.
 
impressive, not only outcasting yourself to potential dateables, but your relatives as well.

I think even the anti-christ's of the world could make equal claims.

Å
 
Originally posted by: alkemyst
impressive, not only outcasting yourself to potential dateables, but your relatives as well.

I think even the anti-christ's of the world could make equal claims.

Å
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I don't think I've told ATOT about my plans for world domination yet, have I?
 
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