Woody at Work

[HeroOfPellinor]

If it makes you feel any better I've got them in church before. Right freaking before the pastor asks everybody to stand before leaving. Mostly I think it's the prospect of getting the hell up out of those uncomfortble damn chairs and out of the boring ass sermon.

 

[Mutilator]

Originally posted by: RapidSnail

Originally posted by: Mutilator

Originally posted by: Jeff7
There's only one "sure fire" way to get rid of something like that in a hurry.

Grasp firmly, snap in half. :evil:

That's the perfect comment from someone with your username. :laugh:

And I bet everyone's woody went away in a hurry didn't it?

Hell, some of them may have gone so far away they'll need pills to get it to ever come back.

 

[dlock13]

Originally posted by: Mutilator

Originally posted by: Jeff7
There's only one "sure fire" way to get rid of something like that in a hurry.

Grasp firmly, snap in half. :evil:

I rofl'd.

 

[effowe]

Duct tape it to your leg.

 

[MrChad]

Originally posted by: redly1
your keyword being "no-biggie"

:laugh:

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: Mutilator

Originally posted by: RapidSnail

Originally posted by: Mutilator

Originally posted by: Jeff7
There's only one "sure fire" way to get rid of something like that in a hurry.

Grasp firmly, snap in half. :evil:

That's the perfect comment from someone with your username. :laugh:

And I bet everyone's woody went away in a hurry didn't it?

Hell, some of them may have gone so far away they'll need pills to get it to ever come back.

I think I just got one from reading that :evil:

 

[bigi]

I don't know how serious you are, but do you were tight underwear? If you do, try relieving the stress in some way. I wear boxer briefs (Under Armor) and time to time I get an accidental erection from the friction/compression. When accessible I just go to a bathroom or stall and push my briefs down below my waist and stand upright for 10-20 seconds or so and it goes away. Sounds gay as hell, but it works, especially when you've had it for 10 minutes or so.

Go to the bathroom, do the 5 minute thing and come back happy.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: RapidSnail
I don't know how serious you are, but do you were tight underwear? If you do, try relieving the stress in some way. I wear boxer briefs (Under Armor) and time to time I get an accidental erection from the friction/compression. When accessible I just go to a bathroom or stall and push my briefs down below my waist and stand upright for 10-20 seconds or so and it goes away. Sounds gay as hell, but it works, especially when you've had it for 10 minutes or so.

He's afraid to tell us he secretly rubs one out in there to an out of date issue of Men's Health.

ah, that makes more sense now

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Originally posted by: Darkstar757
think of dead puppies.

That would be tough...usually I think of dead kittens when this situation arises .

 

[RapidSnail]

Originally posted by: InflatableBuddha

Originally posted by: Darkstar757
think of dead puppies.

That would be tough...usually I think of dead kittens when this situation arises .

Kittens, meet Woody the Domo-kun!!

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

Originally posted by: effowe
Duct tape it to your leg.

Yeah I checked youtube for a clip of that scene from Indian Summer.

Rrrrrrriiiiiiiippp

 

[jman19]

Originally posted by: randay
pull an anchor man.

"Don't act like you're not impressed."

:laugh:

 

[GTaudiophile]

Why are people talking about me at work???

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: RapidSnail
I don't know how serious you are, but do you were tight underwear? If you do, try relieving the stress in some way. I wear boxer briefs (Under Armor) and time to time I get an accidental erection from the friction/compression. When accessible I just go to a bathroom or stall and push my briefs down below my waist and stand upright for 10-20 seconds or so and it goes away. Sounds gay as hell, but it works, especially when you've had it for 10 minutes or so.

wtf? lol

 

[techgamer]

Its awesome how we can post random topics of almost anything and you guys will make the funniest posts. this was def good for a laugh