Looks like Grasshopper's getting set up for an interesting evening sometime in the future. :Q
- M4H
- M4H
Roger, wilco!
LOL! Sorry, you can't have her, she's spoken for!
BTW, I just e-mailed you her pic, let me know what you think.
LOL! Yea, and Thumper is 105lbs
I actually don't think she is 105lbs, that is just what she tells everyone and I'm ok with that.
That's not how you're supposed to use a bathroom scale ya know!
Not to worry, she does...
I personally don't care, I think she's beautiful!
Hahaha! The mental picture that evokes is just... interesting...You can always pump them up...but it's a little harder to smoosh them down! Trust me I've tried!
: ) Hopper
??? I am?
Err, ok... What did I miss?
*looks up and sees a point fly over quickly, can't quite make it out*
: ) Hopper
Sealy wants to meet Thumper and discuss breast sizes.
If you can't figure out where to go from there, then I can't help you.
- M4H
Oh, I get it...Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Sealy wants to meet Thumper and discuss breast sizes.
If you can't figure out where to go from there, then I can't help you.
- M4H
*slaps self on forehead*
LOL! So what do you say Sealy, interested?
: ) Hopper
I'm ok with wonder bras as long as we can shove a grapefruit down my pants. On the nite that we have sex
she: holy $hit you mean to tell me that's fake?
me: *equally surprised* You mean to tell me that those are fake?
she: holy $hit you mean to tell me that's fake?
me: *equally surprised* You mean to tell me that those are fake?
If you had a swelling the size and shape of a grapefruit in your pants and I was your g/f, I'd take you to the doctor rather than bed. :Q
- M4H
Look on the bright side, if you have a grapefruit in your pants, you can honestly point to it and say, "come on, you can suck on it, it'll be sweet, honest!"
*ducks*
: ) Hopper
*ducks*
: ) Hopper
Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
Look on the bright side, if you have a grapefruit in your pants, you can honestly point to it and say, "come on, you can suck on it, it'll be sweet, honest!"
*ducks*
: ) Hopper
*zip*
"Well? It's not gonna just suck itself."
*looks at crowd of angry faces*
/runs
Wait for meeeee! Don't close the shelter door yet!
- M4H
Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: dquan97
Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: Deeko
Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: Deeko
My ex used to wear padded bras from time to time...it was a fun game to guess if she was and then find out later if I was right
This just begs the question, why do women want larger breasts?
Are there really all that many men out there that want to be smothered? Personally, I like to be able to breathe during times of heightened activity.
I don't know. I told her not to wear them. She didn't listen...too sucked into the whole stereotype that because she is a b cup she is unattractive.
And society isn't doing much to help that. My wife was turned down for a modeling gig last year because her breasts weren't "exactly what we want." They were looking for large C's. She's a large B.
There must be a mistake! Immediately post pics and I'll be the judge if she's model quality
I've posted them before. Too lazy to do it now.
you posted a pic of her and the "twins" before?
*holds the shelter door open just long enough for M4H to run in, then slams the door shut*Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
*zip*
"Well? It's not gonna just suck itself."
*looks at crowd of angry faces*
/runs
Wait for meeeee! Don't close the shelter door yet!
- M4H
: ) Hopper
we have a lot of comedians in this thread!
I'll be the first to volunteer for the ATOT Wonderbra Field Testing unit
I'll be the first to volunteer for the ATOT Wonderbra Field Testing unit
Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
*holds the shelter door open just long enough for M4H to run in, then slams the door shut*Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
*zip*
"Well? It's not gonna just suck itself."
*looks at crowd of angry faces*
/runs
Wait for meeeee! Don't close the shelter door yet!
- M4H
: ) Hopper
/me hands Hopper a cold beer
- M4H
Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: DeViL
Why do women wear a wonder bra - what is so good about it
What are you? 10?
EvilYoda
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Bras are amazing things, my friend...granted, what lays beneath is infinitely moreso, but they're still impressive. My ex is "only" a B, but she's a small girl and they're perfect on her.
DeViL...just wait until you have a g/f that you "have" to buy lingerie for. You may love looking now, but your wallet will hate you then.
DeViL...just wait until you have a g/f that you "have" to buy lingerie for. You may love looking now, but your wallet will hate you then.
Quite awhile ago, I used to think that lingerie wasn't terribly important, as it was what was under it that counted.
Then I had an ex dissapear down the hall to the "bathroom" and come back in a silk lavender nightgown, straddle me and say "Happy birthday."
I think it was around that point where I did a mental 180.
- M4H
Sealy
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Seriously? Your girlfriend makes you buy her lingerie? Wow! Frankly, I hate lingerie as a gift, my ex used to buy it for me all the time and back then I was **uh huh** 60 pounds heavier**said in a soft wisper** So ya it was reallllllly attractive! My philosophy is, I'm wearing it, I'll buy it, and if you're lucky you'll see it! Spoken of course hypothetically, don't get your hopes up!
Hopper...anytime you want me and your girlfriend to hook up...you just let me know...
Originally posted by: Sealy
Hopper...anytime you want me and your girlfriend to hook up...you just let me know...
:Q
No fair ...
- M4H
Originally posted by: dquan97
Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: dquan97
Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: Deeko
Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: Deeko
My ex used to wear padded bras from time to time...it was a fun game to guess if she was and then find out later if I was right
This just begs the question, why do women want larger breasts?
Are there really all that many men out there that want to be smothered? Personally, I like to be able to breathe during times of heightened activity.
I don't know. I told her not to wear them. She didn't listen...too sucked into the whole stereotype that because she is a b cup she is unattractive.
And society isn't doing much to help that. My wife was turned down for a modeling gig last year because her breasts weren't "exactly what we want." They were looking for large C's. She's a large B.
There must be a mistake! Immediately post pics and I'll be the judge if she's model quality
I've posted them before. Too lazy to do it now.
you posted a pic of her and the "twins" before?
The twins????
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Sealy
Hopper...anytime you want me and your girlfriend to hook up...you just let me know...
:Q
No fair ...
- M4H
No kidding!
Sealy
Platinum Member
- Aug 4, 2002
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Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Sealy
Hopper...anytime you want me and your girlfriend to hook up...you just let me know...
:Q
No fair ...
- M4H
No kidding!
Down boys down!
Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: dquan97
Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: dquan97
Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: Deeko
Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: Deeko
My ex used to wear padded bras from time to time...it was a fun game to guess if she was and then find out later if I was right
This just begs the question, why do women want larger breasts?
Are there really all that many men out there that want to be smothered? Personally, I like to be able to breathe during times of heightened activity.
I don't know. I told her not to wear them. She didn't listen...too sucked into the whole stereotype that because she is a b cup she is unattractive.
And society isn't doing much to help that. My wife was turned down for a modeling gig last year because her breasts weren't "exactly what we want." They were looking for large C's. She's a large B.
There must be a mistake! Immediately post pics and I'll be the judge if she's model quality
I've posted them before. Too lazy to do it now.
you posted a pic of her and the "twins" before?
The twins????
headlights; juggies....
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
You can't honestly be that clueless.
- M4H
No, not clueless. Just stringing along.
Seriously, though... tell me why I would post pictures of my wife where any hornball with a box of Puffs Plus would be able to see her?
The search option is your friend. You'll find a link to a website with pictures. And maybe with a little imagination all you lurkers out there might get some use out of that Puffs box.
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