MercenaryForHire
Lifer
Looks like Grasshopper's getting set up for an interesting evening sometime in the future. :Q
😉 😀
- M4H
😉 😀
- M4H
Roger, wilco!Originally posted by: Sealy
Definitely get her to talk to me!!!
LOL! Sorry, you can't have her, she's spoken for! 😉She's perfect, sounds so petite!
LOL! Yea, and Thumper is 105lbs 😀I'm 5'4.5" and lets just say around 120lbs
That's not how you're supposed to use a bathroom scale ya know! 😛I swear I'd lose 10lbs. if I got rid of a size!
Not to worry, she does... 😉Just tell her to use the bra technology!
Hahaha! The mental picture that evokes is just... interesting...You can always pump them up...but it's a little harder to smoosh them down! Trust me I've tried!😉
??? I am?Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Looks like Grasshopper's getting set up for an interesting evening sometime in the future.
- M4H
Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
??? I am?Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Looks like Grasshopper's getting set up for an interesting evening sometime in the future.
- M4H
Err, ok... What did I miss?
*looks up and sees a point fly over quickly, can't quite make it out*
: ) Hopper
Oh, I get it...Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Sealy wants to meet Thumper and discuss breast sizes.
If you can't figure out where to go from there, then I can't help you. 😛
- M4H
Originally posted by: Ready
I'm ok with wonder bras as long as we can shove a grapefruit down my pants. On the nite that we have sex
she: holy $hit you mean to tell me that's fake?
me: *equally surprised* You mean to tell me that those are fake?
Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
Look on the bright side, if you have a grapefruit in your pants, you can honestly point to it and say, "come on, you can suck on it, it'll be sweet, honest!"
😀
*ducks*
: ) Hopper
Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: dquan97
Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: Deeko
Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: Deeko
My ex used to wear padded bras from time to time...it was a fun game to guess if she was and then find out later if I was right 😀
This just begs the question, why do women want larger breasts?
Are there really all that many men out there that want to be smothered? Personally, I like to be able to breathe during times of heightened activity.
I don't know. I told her not to wear them. She didn't listen...too sucked into the whole stereotype that because she is a b cup she is unattractive.
And society isn't doing much to help that. My wife was turned down for a modeling gig last year because her breasts weren't "exactly what we want." They were looking for large C's. She's a large B.
There must be a mistake! Immediately post pics and I'll be the judge if she's model quality😉
I've posted them before. Too lazy to do it now.
*holds the shelter door open just long enough for M4H to run in, then slams the door shut*Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
*zip*
"Well? It's not gonna just suck itself."
*looks at crowd of angry faces*
/runs
Wait for meeeee! Don't close the shelter door yet! 😀
- M4H
Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
*holds the shelter door open just long enough for M4H to run in, then slams the door shut*Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
*zip*
"Well? It's not gonna just suck itself."
*looks at crowd of angry faces*
/runs
Wait for meeeee! Don't close the shelter door yet! 😀
- M4H
😀
: ) Hopper
Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: DeViL
Why do women wear a wonder bra - what is so good about it 😉
What are you? 10?
Originally posted by: EvilYoda
Bras are amazing things, my friend...granted, what lays beneath is infinitely moreso, but they're still impressive.
Originally posted by: EvilYoda
Bras are amazing things, my friend...granted, what lays beneath is infinitely moreso, but they're still impressive. My ex is "only" a B, but she's a small girl and they're perfect on her.
DeViL...just wait until you have a g/f that you "have" to buy lingerie for. You may love looking now, but your wallet will hate you then.
Originally posted by: Sealy
Hopper...anytime you want me and your girlfriend to hook up...you just let me know...😉
Originally posted by: dquan97
Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: dquan97
Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: Deeko
Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: Deeko
My ex used to wear padded bras from time to time...it was a fun game to guess if she was and then find out later if I was right 😀
This just begs the question, why do women want larger breasts?
Are there really all that many men out there that want to be smothered? Personally, I like to be able to breathe during times of heightened activity.
I don't know. I told her not to wear them. She didn't listen...too sucked into the whole stereotype that because she is a b cup she is unattractive.
And society isn't doing much to help that. My wife was turned down for a modeling gig last year because her breasts weren't "exactly what we want." They were looking for large C's. She's a large B.
There must be a mistake! Immediately post pics and I'll be the judge if she's model quality😉
I've posted them before. Too lazy to do it now.
you posted a pic of her and the "twins" before?
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Sealy
Hopper...anytime you want me and your girlfriend to hook up...you just let me know...😉
:Q 😕 😀
No fair ...
- M4H
Originally posted by: Hoober
The twins????
Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Sealy
Hopper...anytime you want me and your girlfriend to hook up...you just let me know...😉
:Q 😕 😀
No fair ...
- M4H
No kidding!
Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: dquan97
Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: dquan97
Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: Deeko
Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: Deeko
My ex used to wear padded bras from time to time...it was a fun game to guess if she was and then find out later if I was right 😀
This just begs the question, why do women want larger breasts?
Are there really all that many men out there that want to be smothered? Personally, I like to be able to breathe during times of heightened activity.
I don't know. I told her not to wear them. She didn't listen...too sucked into the whole stereotype that because she is a b cup she is unattractive.
And society isn't doing much to help that. My wife was turned down for a modeling gig last year because her breasts weren't "exactly what we want." They were looking for large C's. She's a large B.
There must be a mistake! Immediately post pics and I'll be the judge if she's model quality😉
I've posted them before. Too lazy to do it now.
you posted a pic of her and the "twins" before?
The twins????
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Hoober
The twins????
You can't honestly be that clueless. 😕
- M4H
Originally posted by: Hoober
Seriously, though... tell me why I would post pictures of my wife where any hornball with a box of Puffs Plus would be able to see her?