Womens prayer / Mens prayer (Brought to you by Brutuskend)

[Brutuskend]

WOMEN'S PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who's loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed.
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen..


MEN'S PRAYER:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a boat.. Amen.

 

[yellowperil]

LOL

 

[ClueLis]

You're on a tear today, aren't you, Brutuskend?

 

[bleeb]

JYEAH JYEAH... you forgot a woman who will break out the champaign glasses and the mofo condoms (Trojans are apparently reliable).

 

[isasir]

Originally posted by: ClueLis
You're on a tear today, aren't you, Brutuskend?

I think Brutuskend feels threatened by the creation of that Private Topic joke thread.

 

[Encryptic]

 

[ClueLis]

Originally posted by: RishiS

Originally posted by: ClueLis
You're on a tear today, aren't you, Brutuskend?

I think Brutuskend feels threatened by the creation of that Private Topic joke thread.

Should I tell him I'm signed on to it, or would that make him cry?

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: ClueLis

Originally posted by: RishiS

Originally posted by: ClueLis
You're on a tear today, aren't you, Brutuskend?

I think Brutuskend feels threatened by the creation of that Private Topic joke thread.

Should I tell him I'm signed on to it, or would that make him cry?

Nah. I'm there too!