WOMEN OF ANANDTECH! I can explode your ovaries!

shortylickens · Dec 20, 2019

Scarpozzi · Dec 20, 2019

You're knocking on a door and no one's home. You might as well have said, "MOSTER OF THE LOCH!!"

nakedfrog · Dec 20, 2019

Er, do you think ladies want their ovaries exploded? It sounds like an unpleasant experience at best.

highland145 · Dec 20, 2019

Did shorty get a date?

Sgt. York · Dec 20, 2019

Shorty will never get a date.

brainhulk · Dec 20, 2019

Didn't Shorty get hospitalized after blowing a gasket at that bagel shop?

shortylickens · Dec 20, 2019

brainhulk said:
Didn't Shorty get hospitalized after blowing a gasket at that bagel shop?

highland145 · Dec 20, 2019

darkswordsman17 · Dec 20, 2019

brainhulk said:
Didn't Shorty get hospitalized after blowing a gasket at that bagel shop?

Nah man, I think he probably did the blowing in an alley. He's just the right height for it.

darkswordsman17 · Dec 20, 2019

Scarpozzi said:
You're knocking on a door and no one's home. You might as well have said, "MOSTER OF THE LOCH!!"

Until an even better one comes along and becomes the "MOSTEST OF THE LOCH!!!"

brianmanahan · Dec 20, 2019

/r/aww

qliveur · Dec 20, 2019

brainhulk said:
Didn't Shorty get hospitalized after blowing a gasket at that bagel shop?

No, but he did shoot up a Hooter's parking lot.

WelshBloke · Dec 20, 2019

brainhulk said:
Didn't Shorty get hospitalized after blowing a gasket at that bagel shop?

qliveur said:
No, but he did shoot up a Hooter's parking lot.

Both of these sound like euphemisms for pubic masturbation! 😀

highland145 · Dec 20, 2019

WelshBloke said:
Both of these sound like euphemisms for pubic masturbation! 😀

1 out of 2is true.