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Women love the bearded geeks

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Platypus said:
lol.. I'm a fucking UNIX engineer I'm pretty sure I know a thing or two about beards and geekdom :awe:
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But do you think gay guys are attracted to geeks? I think stubble is fine, but geekdom... I don't know.

Though geeks are smarter, so it is possibly just an evolutionary desire for intelligence.
 
Beev said:
Lol it takes me an entire to week to get anything noticeable.

Other secret turn-ons to feature in the top ten include

A hairy chest (can't grow it to save my life, so I'm screwed here)
loves to read (yay)
cries at a soppy film (man card aside, I do this)
grey hair (damn...)
glasses (woot!)
being a passionate supporter of a sports team (fuck!)

Almost two thirds would prefer to be with a naturally hairy man (son of a bitch...)
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(facial hair) on the weekends i go scruffy
(geek) check
check
check
eh
no
i need to get better looking glasses
woohoo! (HOOK 'EM)
 
MJinZ said:
But do you think gay guys are attracted to geeks? I think stubble is fine, but geekdom... I don't know.

Though geeks are smarter, so it is possibly just an evolutionary desire for intelligence.
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Hehe. Just because they're gay doesn't mean they won't be attracted to geeks.
 
I think I look good with about a 2 day growth. Most women say they like me clean-shaven, yet I hear them fawning over the scruffy-face Viggo Mortenson in LOTR types all the time. Are they lying to me?
 
:hmm:
Michael Jordan having 'retired,' with $40 million in
endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every
night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but
he'll make $18,550 while he's there.

If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make
$618 while boiling it.

He makes $7,415/hour more than minimum wage.

If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX
($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.

If someone were to hand him his salary and
endorsement money, they would have to do it
at the rate of $2.00 every second.

He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round
of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for
that round.

He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100- meter dash in the
Olympics, and about
$15,600 during the Boston Marathon .

This year, he'll make more than twice as much
as all U.S. Past presidents for all of their
terms combined.

Amazing isn't it?

However...
If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next
500 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has
at this very moment.

Game over. Nerd wins .....
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:hmm:
 
Beev said:
Lol it takes me an entire to week to get anything noticeable.

Other secret turn-ons to feature in the top ten include

A hairy chest (can't grow it to save my life, so I'm screwed here)
loves to read (yay)
cries at a soppy film (man card aside, I do this)
grey hair (damn...)
glasses (woot!)
being a passionate supporter of a sports team (fuck!)

Almost two thirds would prefer to be with a naturally hairy man (son of a bitch...)
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Hmm, I'm a hairy chest geek with a goatee, I love to read, I'm bald and shave my head which seems to work with some, no glasses as I got LASIK, and I passionately support my Atlanta Falcons and my Ga Tech Yellow Jackets. I don't cry as soppy films but I think I could fake it.
 
MJinZ said:
But do you think gay guys are attracted to geeks? I think stubble is fine, but geekdom... I don't know.

Though geeks are smarter, so it is possibly just an evolutionary desire for intelligence.
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It's really no different, but the beard+geek thing is a pretty popular genre for gay attraction.
 
thraashman said:
Hmm, I'm a hairy chest geek with a goatee, I love to read, I'm bald and shave my head which seems to work with some, no glasses as I got LASIK, and I passionately support my Atlanta Falcons and my Ga Tech Yellow Jackets. I don't cry as soppy films but I think I could fake it.
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Is that you?
 
FoBoT said:
:hmm:
He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round
of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for
that round.
:hmm:
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What about grammar geeks? Do dee chixors swoon over skin-tight writing and big, bulging metaphors?

I ask because that quote above is fail. Jordan will not be "reimbursed" even one cent for that round of golf, imprecise monkey boy type person! His investments will earn that amount while he plays that round, but that's not the same damn thing!

<------ Looks around the library menacingly, daring any of the old ladies or street bums in for the free newspapers and warmth to contradict him.

Jessica Alba, I await your call. 😀
 
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