Women like it when you comment on their breasts, hips, ass, hair, and face.

[klah]

only when the comments are positive

 

[Kadarin]

Of course they do. Duh... Provided it's not done in bad taste. What normal, healthy woman wouldn't want to feel appreciated and sexy?

 

[Stallion]

I tell my wife I like her rack every day. But as far as any gal at work , most of them would make your ass pucker.

 

[pclstyle]

Originally posted by: Stallion
I tell my wife I like her rack every day. But as far as any gal at work , most of them would make your ass pucker.

descriptive. i am now, forcefully trying to make my ass pucker.

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: her209
Granted, you're not oogling her like a 5-year-old in a candy store (of course).

" Average Posts Per Day: 12.13"
Seems like it would be higher than that. Every time I turn around you are posting something but saying nothing. Did you just recently become a Nef?

hello pot, I believe you've met kettle
EDIT dayumn...he already said this

 

[oboeguy]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
It depends on how you put it...
"You hair looks nice today" = :thumbsup:
"Can I rub my face in your titties?" = :groinkick;

Bwuahahaha!! You guys crack me up.

 

[Scarpozzi]

I never had to do the compliments. I just walked up and did what she REALLY wanted me to do without having to say a word.

 

[Stallion]

Originally posted by: pclstyle

Originally posted by: Stallion
I tell my wife I like her rack every day. But as far as any gal at work , most of them would make your ass pucker.

descriptive. i am now, forcefully trying to make my ass pucker.

you can't force them to do it. It will just be a random movement when you see some butt ugly troll walking towards ya.

 

[Alex]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: bradruth
how many 5-year-olds get raging, mega-huge boners in candy stores?

Not very many 5 year olds get "raging, mega-huge boners" anywhere.

lol
qft

 

[franksta]

I hope you didn't spend too much time thinking about this one.

 

[Patt]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: bradruth
how many 5-year-olds get raging, mega-huge boners in candy stores?

Not very many 5 year olds get "raging, mega-huge boners" anywhere.

Not very many ATOTer's would qualify either ...

 

[Quixfire]

Well thats cause you've got big jugs. I... I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I want to squeeze them. I... ma ma.

 

[loup garou]

I just tried to compliment a woman on her asshair and all I got was a black eye to show for it...oh wait, there's a comma there. :|

 

[Stallion]

Originally posted by: werk
I just tried to compliment a woman on her asshair and all I got was a black eye to show for it...oh wait, there's a comma there. :|

:laugh:

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: werk
I just tried to compliment a woman on her asshair and all I got was a black eye to show for it...oh wait, there's a comma there. :|

Ummm... took me a while before I got it. :laugh:

 

[DragonMasterAlex]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: bradruth
how many 5-year-olds get raging, mega-huge boners in candy stores?

Not very many 5 year olds get "raging, mega-huge boners" anywhere.

Not many adults do either

Jason

 

[Nitemare]

They like it when your wiener twitches too

 

[Tea Bag]

Peter Griffin: "Do you know why women have breasts?"

Lady at work: "Why?"

Peter: "So you have something to look at when you are talking to them! <laughs hysterically>"

Lady (disgusted) : .......

<pause>

Peter: "So you have something to look at when you are talking to them!"

Lady (disgusted) : .......

Peter: "So you have something to.. " (flash forward to his boss's office)

 

[CRXican]

Originally posted by: David Brent
*while working at the office*

"hey cindy, got that report for me? btw nice ass ya got there."

"right here sir, and thanks for noticing!"

damn, I gotta try that!

except I'm going to use "your tits look fantastic today!"

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
They like it when your wiener twitches too

Only if when they touch it though.

 

[PizzaDude]

Originally posted by: Tea Bag
Peter Griffin: "Do you know why women have breasts?"

Lady at work: "Why?"

Peter: "So you have something to look at when you are talking to them! <laughs hysterically>"

Lady (disgusted) : .......

<pause>

Peter: "So you have something to look at when you are talking to them!"

Lady (disgusted) : .......

Peter: "So you have something to.. " (flash forward to his boss's office)

Almost accurate...

"Why do women have boobs?" is the correct quote, and the lady is Miss Ironbox.

 

[Rudee]

I've discovered you can get away with saying anything to a woman except for the dreaded "C" word. They hate that word!!!!!!

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
I never had to do the compliments. I just walked up and did what she REALLY wanted me to do without having to say a word.

Chloroform?

 

[Otaking]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: bradruth
how many 5-year-olds get raging, mega-huge boners in candy stores?

Not very many 5 year olds get "raging, mega-huge boners" anywhere.

Except at Neverland Ranch.

:laugh:

I call shens on the OP post btw.

 

[Carrot44]

Originally posted by: CRXican

Originally posted by: David Brent
*while working at the office*

"hey cindy, got that report for me? btw nice ass ya got there."

"right here sir, and thanks for noticing!"

damn, I gotta try that!

except I'm going to use "your tits look fantastic today!"

Am now pondering your current employment status?