Women* (joke)

[shimsham]

all too true

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Hankerton
Very funny, but you better put your Stereotype Flamesuit on!!

HEHE 😀

 

[spidey07]

heh, its funny because its true.

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: russianpower

not a very accurate joke - too crude

Cry about it.

 

[kermalou]

what is this bump way old thread day?

 

[Triumph]

MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.

Aaahahahaha!

 

[MommysLittleMonster]

hahahahaha.....


So true

 

[gopunk]

hahah

 

[Chaotic42]

Here's to jokes that piss people off. 😉

:beer:

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: russianpower

not a very accurate joke - too crude

Not everything was inaccurate, trust me.

 

[The Stigenator]

woot i like it.

 

[Wallydraigle]

nice :thumbsup:

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
<--Steals it.

What's new? :laugh:

 

[Sheepathon]

rofllll

 

[EvilYoda]

that took too much effort for not enough payoff.

 

[Fritzo]

BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

For some reason, I thought this was hilarious...

 

[KarenMarie]

How wonderfully stereotyping
How incredibly sexist
How amazingly politically INcorrect.

And how funny!
I loved it.
🙂

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Triumph

MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.

Aaahahahaha!

I can verify this because I'm married to one! 😀

 

[Koing]

It's funny 🙂

Koing

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: KillyKillall
funny....but um...er....i'll just leave it at..."i got a chuckle"

 

[imported_Salvatore]

Old.

 

[icejunkie]

hahahahha 😛

 

[Whitecloak]

heh

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: ArmchairAthlete
Funny.

I love non-PC humor.

x2 :thumbsup:

 

[feelingshorter]

IRISH WHERE!