Not that you can equate a young girl on a date belching with an old woman, but my grandmother is the worst burper ever. She burps, farts and leaks urine on a constant basis. And before you all get on my case with the "she's old, cut her some slack" argument, even her doctor says that she chooses to do it. He prescribed medicine to help cut down on the gas, but she won't take it, says burping and farting is "natural" and there's no need for her to take any damn pills. She also isn't incontinent in the least, but pees herself simply because she doesn't feel like getting up. You'd think she'd wear Depends or something then, but she says (and I quote) "that's what the washing machine is for."
And if that wasn't bad enough....her new thing is to throw up at the table. Last Sunday, she decided the salad was not to her liking, so she heaved it back up on her plate. Yum yum.
I refuse to eat in the same room with her now. :disgust: