women beer cars and medical advice

tyler811

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do you realize that without beer women cars and the occasional "****** my arm is turning green and blue what the hell do I do?" ATOT would be like ghost town and many of the old posts could just be inserted by the mods to cover the new posts
 

DAGTA

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So I trying to open a beer while driving and got into an accident with a female doctor.
 

meltdown75

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oh well... everyone gets to experience it all again for the first time when they sign up.

it's kind of like life. you don't go down the street and kick the kid off his bike and say, "i already did that, you can't do it because it's all been done."

at which point the kid might just kick you in the nuts.
 

hzl eyed grl

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Hey, I'm a woman. I don't drink beer and my arm isn't turning green. I am clumsy, though, and have bruises all over my legs. Does that count.

Oh, and hi DAGTA. :)
 

DAGTA

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Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl
Hey, I'm a woman. I don't drink beer and my arm isn't turning green. I am clumsy, though, and have bruises all over my legs. Does that count.

Oh, and hi DAGTA. :)


Heya! :)
 

hzl eyed grl

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Originally posted by: MBentz
No, there would still be all the threads about schlongs and what not. :p

How about the lack of a schlong in my life any more. :(
 

MBentz

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Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl
Originally posted by: MBentz
No, there would still be all the threads about schlongs and what not. :p

How about the lack of a schlong in my life any more. :(

You're a women... this is really easy to fix.

Edit - I realize that sentance can be taken multiple ways... you decide.
 

hzl eyed grl

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Originally posted by: MBentz
Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl
Originally posted by: MBentz
No, there would still be all the threads about schlongs and what not. :p

How about the lack of a schlong in my life any more. :(

You're a women... this is really easy to fix.

Edit - I realize that sentance can be taken multiple ways... you decide.

Not really. I'm very picky.
 

Shame

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I love giving medical advice. I'd love to actually know the body count to date.