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Women are the most beautiful things on this planet...

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Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: Jugernot
Originally posted by: Ronstang
.....until they open thier mouths. To talk that is.
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You just haven't found the right one yet.... I haven't either. 🙁
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My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips' red:
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask'd, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound.
I grant I never saw a goddess go:
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground.
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.
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Hmm.. where is that poem from? Is it Yeats? Keats? I can't remember...
 
Originally posted by: Crazyfool
Women are good for cooking pies. - Eric Cartman
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[Cartman] You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen, and make me some pie![/Cartman]

Heh.


For most of my adult life, I have searched for the Holy Grail of Women;

The Deaf Mute, Six-Foot, Amazon-Blond that owns a liquor store.

My quest continues.
 
Originally posted by: AstIsis
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
yes we are,thank you for noticing🙂
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I concur! Some of us can even kick arse while playing FPS.
😀
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LOL,I don't know about you but I "kick ass" no matter what I'm doing,I might be old but damn I've got style🙂
 
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: AstIsis
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
yes we are,thank you for noticing🙂
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I concur! Some of us can even kick arse while playing FPS.
😀
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LOL,I don't know about you but I "kick ass" no matter what I'm doing,I might be old but damn I've got style🙂
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Good Point!!

🙂
 
Originally posted by: kh3443
I havent found the right one either!! Still single. Sometimes I wonder will I ever marry.
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you won't find one in here buddy....most people find their mates in college or some public functions, like church or maybe at a volunteer center
 
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