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Women are like a bag of cookies

Zanix

Zanix

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When I'm looking at a bag of cookies, I'm thinking about how tasty one of those cookies (or maybe two!) would be. All the tasty sweetness. Bursting in my tastebuds. Sweet vanilla flavor.

But I only have ONE cookie. At at time at least. See, looking at a bag of cookies is not the same at eating a bag of cookies. It just get's you excited for eating one.

That's how porno is ok.
 
Originally posted by: SampSon
Originally posted by: ribbon13
I must have accidentally sold you some of my personal stash.
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Someday you'll learn to be hush hush about your drugs.
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Hopefully for him not after the 50 puts him in a BYINA state penn.
 
ok,
a) you can definitely eat 2 cookies at a time...easily.
b) while physicially possible, it is most definitely not easy to get two women at a time.

 
I must disagree. Women are like coffee.

They stay hot for you for only a short time. They need a lot of cream and sugar to get the bitterness out.
 
I'm eating some oreos right now....mmmm....

But you can't twist women apart and lick the cream filling....oh wait....nevermind
 
Originally posted by: Zanix
When I'm looking at a bag of cookies, I'm thinking about how tasty one of those cookies (or maybe two!) would be. All the tasty sweetness. Bursting in my tastebuds. Sweet vanilla flavor.

But I only have ONE cookie. At at time at least. See, looking at a bag of cookies is not the same at eating a bag of cookies. It just get's you excited for eating one.

That's how porno is ok.
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You set a bad examples for us brothas.
 
Originally posted by: CptFarlow1
I'm eating some oreos right now....mmmm....

But you can't twist women apart and lick the cream filling....oh wait....nevermind
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erm...isn't twisting anyone apart called homicide nowadays?
 
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