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Women are dumb

slayer202

slayer202

Lifer
Few of my friends are over, few girls, just hanging around/drinking. My friends leave, couple of the girls leave. 2 of them stay. 1 is falling asleep, the other goes to the bathroom. 10 minutes later me and the one girl can't find the other. She has the keys to the car and isn't answering her cell.

wtf? I look everywhere in my house. look outside. the car belongs to the girl that is still here. she probably couldn't drive home even if she had the keys. I offered a ride but she can't leave the car. Of course, she calls 911 since her friend is "missing". 15 minutes pass, nothing. She calls her sister and tells her to come and try to call the missing friend.

10 minutes pass. I'm still looking but apparently the cops call back and a few minutes later they show up. Its a small fucking town so its probably a somewhat interesting call for the guys.

Right off the bat the first cop(there are 2 cars) tells me to stand by the curb, and I'm having none of it, because A, its a small ass town and its a joke, and B, I didn't do shit, but whatever, fine (Queue the ATOT pro-police nazi militia).

So they ask some shit, blah blah, ask for our ids(I object again, asking if another cop is on duty, my girlfriends dad, their superior, he's not), more blah blah.

The girl's sister shows up, says that she got in touch with the other girl, and apparently she just left.

Are you fucking kidding me? I got so pissed lol. You take your friends keys, later say youre going to the bathroom, and just leave? What a wise and beautiful woman. And of course the cops had to be called and a big deal had to be made out of nothing. These girls, btw, are apparently like best friends.

Sorry for the rant, but seriously, god damn women....And for the record, I have a girlfriend, and I didn't get any from either of these 2 girls, so double wtf
 
A lot of people do stupid shit when they've been drinking. I've had some of my guy friends do stuff at least as dumb as that, if not much worse.

Of course, some of my friends are real morons. I've been trading them in for better friends.
 
Originally posted by: coldmeat
WTF, why didn't you just let the cop do his job? You called him, why be an ass?
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I didn't call anyone...I was just there being friendly at my own house. But I expected a comment like yours, hence what I wrote

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
I can barely understand what the fuck you're saying in the OP, but you sound like a douche bag. And a sexist douche bag at that.
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I could fart and it would be a better post than a troll like you. my thread wasn't supposed to be anything more than saying women aren't the smartest people and maybe getting ATOT's collective sandy vag a bit wet from a thread about a live woman, that's all.
 
Why is sexism so blatantly tolerated on this forum? The powers that be have banned babe threads in a (misguided) attempt to make this place more female-friendly, yet sexism doesn't elicit so much as a warning.

If I made a thread titled "Black people are dumb" and told a story about how stupid some black dude is while he's been drinking, I'd be vacationed, probably permanently.
 
No, you're the douchebag. Namely for not controlling the situation in the first place. And partly because you say you already have a g/f and didn't get any from any of your guests.
 
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Why is sexism so blatantly tolerated on this forum? The powers that be have banned babe threads in a (misguided) attempt to make this place more female-friendly, yet sexism doesn't elicit so much as a warning.

If I made a thread titled "Black people are dumb" and told a story about how stupid some black dude is while he's been drinking, I'd be vacationed, probably permanently.
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*hugs*

I have no idea what is going on here, but the title does sound provoking.

It's 5:20AM and I just can't be bothered. I need to sleep.

But you needed a hug.
 
Originally posted by: slayer202
Are you fucking kidding me? I got so pissed lol. You take your friends keys, later say youre going to the bathroom, and just leave? What a wise and beautiful woman. And of course the cops had to be called and a big deal had to be made out of nothing. These girls, btw, are apparently like best friends.
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I'm going to guess that she had some major feminine issue, and wanted to get home to deal with it.
 
Originally posted by: shortylickens
Women do some annoying shit, yes. But this thread is just is piss-poor blog and doesnt really serve a function.
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It serves a function.... it functions to point out how much of an ass the OP is
 
dumb: lacking intelligence or good judgment

Lot of that going around in the original post - and it's certainly not limited to the women.
 
Originally posted by: slayer202
Originally posted by: coldmeat
WTF, why didn't you just let the cop do his job? You called him, why be an ass?
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I didn't call anyone...I was just there being friendly at my own house. But I expected a comment like yours, hence what I wrote

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
I can barely understand what the fuck you're saying in the OP, but you sound like a douche bag. And a sexist douche bag at that.
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I could fart and it would be a better post than a troll like you. my thread wasn't supposed to be anything more than saying women aren't the smartest people and maybe getting ATOT's collective sandy vag a bit wet from a thread about a live woman, that's all.
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You could fart but you'd probably shit your pants instead since you're a dumbass. This story was stupid. Inusulting women was stupid. Being a prick to the cop was stupid. Hell calling the cop because you can't find your drunk friend is stupid. Ipso facto, you are stupid. You also suck at teh punctuation. Go talk about sandy vag's elsewhere, no one wants to see it here.
 
Originally posted by: allisolm
dumb: lacking intelligence or good judgment

Lot of that going around in the original post - and it's certainly not limited to the women.
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this.

and the OP should realize that.
 
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
I can barely understand what the fuck you're saying in the OP, but you sound like a douche bag. And a sexist douche bag at that.
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What's wrong with being sexy?
 
Originally posted by: slayer202
the first cop(there are 2 cars) tells me to stand by the curb, and I'm having none of it, because A, its a small ass town and its a joke, and B, I didn't do shit, but whatever, fine (Queue the ATOT pro-police nazi militia).
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So they ask some shit, blah blah, ask for our ids(I object again, asking if another cop is on duty, my girlfriends dad, their superior, he's not), more blah blah.
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Are you fucking kidding me? I got so pissed lol.
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What a wise and beautiful woman.
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These girls, btw, are apparently like best friends.
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Women dumb, me smart.
 
I wonder if the OP realizes how much of a girl he sounds like for posting this whiny bitch thread? :laugh:

Edit-Implied sexism is only for entertainment purposes. 😉
 
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