Woman tries to pass 1 million dollar bill at Walmart

Brutuskend

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Like they would have change for that?!
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Aves

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Originally posted by: MazerRackham
Hahaha, omfg. Someone tie her tubes now!!!!! She should not be allowed to reproduce!!!

She's a "35-year-old Georgia woman" who tried to spend a million dollar bill at Wal-Mart, there is no way she doesn't already have children.
 

cerebusPu

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hahahahahhahahahahhhahaehhahaha......*gasp*......hahahahahaahhahahahah
how stupid can you be?
 

kranky

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I have a much more realistic looking $1 million bill. Bought it as a novelty, and keep it in my wallet.

At the bar one night, I showed it to the waitress after she told me about the $2 bill she got from a customer earlier. Her response: "Wow! Is that real?"
 

Yax

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Yup, that's defnly stupid. She didn't read the instructions that came with the bill. It specifically said: Valid in every country except the US.
 

fredtam

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What a stupid bitch. I would have said I bought it as a novelty and accidently handed it to the cashier. I really don't believe anyone is that stupid. We did have peole that were cashing the checks you get in the mail for a $1000 or so. They say void across them in red and have a big disclaimer that it has no cash value. Convenience stores were cashing them anyway.
 

StageLeft

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Originally posted by: kranky
I have a much more realistic looking $1 million bill. Bought it as a novelty, and keep it in my wallet.

At the bar one night, I showed it to the waitress after she told me about the $2 bill she got from a customer earlier. Her response: "Wow! Is that real?"
oh God.

 

psyconius

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Originally posted by: fredtam
What a stupid bitch. I would have said I bought it as a novelty and accidently handed it to the cashier. q]

Yes, but how would you explain not having the $1000+ in real cash to cover the goods? :)
 

GrumpyMan

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I had a fake bill like that one that I used to have great fun with in super markets and bars.
 

fredtam

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Originally posted by: psyconius
Originally posted by: fredtam
What a stupid bitch. I would have said I bought it as a novelty and accidently handed it to the cashier. q]

Yes, but how would you explain not having the $1000+ in real cash to cover the goods? :)

Very true. I guess she is that stupid.
 

DanTMWTMP

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Oct 7, 2001
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i thought 1 mil. bills don't exist.....so how could've she "forged" a bill in the first place?...forged it from a novelty item?
 

mugs

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Originally posted by: fredtam
What a stupid bitch. I would have said I bought it as a novelty and accidently handed it to the cashier. I really don't believe anyone is that stupid. We did have peole that were cashing the checks you get in the mail for a $1000 or so. They say void across them in red and have a big disclaimer that it has no cash value. Convenience stores were cashing them anyway.

Actually, printing VOID across it in read and having a big disclaimer that says it has no cash value does not actually void a check. :)

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He deals with that issue on the 3rd page.
 

fredtam

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Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
i thought 1 mil. bills don't exist.....so how could've she "forged" a bill in the first place?...forged it from a novelty item?

Get them here and tons of other places.
 

KK

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Hey that's my walmart. Doesn't surprise me with that one. Alot of real winners there.

KK
 

fredtam

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Originally posted by: mugsywwiii
Originally posted by: fredtam
What a stupid bitch. I would have said I bought it as a novelty and accidently handed it to the cashier. I really don't believe anyone is that stupid. We did have peole that were cashing the checks you get in the mail for a $1000 or so. They say void across them in red and have a big disclaimer that it has no cash value. Convenience stores were cashing them anyway.

Actually, printing VOID across it in read and having a big disclaimer that says it has no cash value does not actually void a check. :)

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He deals with that issue on the 3rd page.

These did not have routing or account numbers on them and in no way resembled a real check.
 

dquan97

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I got one of those bills at my wedding reception during the money dance ;)

Spent it @ our honeymoon in Mexico