Woman tries to pass 1 million dollar bill at Walmart

[Mill]

If a repost then burn in hell. I searched.

 

[moshquerade]

"mama always said stupid is as stupid does."

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Mill
If a repost then burn in hell. I searched.

Like they would have change for that?!

 

[MazerRackham]

Hahaha, omfg. Someone tie her tubes now!!!!! She should not be allowed to reproduce!!!

 

[cliftonite]

hahaha

 

[Aves]

Originally posted by: MazerRackham
Hahaha, omfg. Someone tie her tubes now!!!!! She should not be allowed to reproduce!!!

She's a "35-year-old Georgia woman" who tried to spend a million dollar bill at Wal-Mart, there is no way she doesn't already have children.

 

[cerebusPu]

hahahahahhahahahahhhahaehhahaha......*gasp*......hahahahahaahhahahahah
how stupid can you be?

 

[HamSupLo]

a walmart shopper, nuff said

 

[kranky]

I have a much more realistic looking $1 million bill. Bought it as a novelty, and keep it in my wallet.

At the bar one night, I showed it to the waitress after she told me about the $2 bill she got from a customer earlier. Her response: "Wow! Is that real?"

 

[Yax]

Yup, that's defnly stupid. She didn't read the instructions that came with the bill. It specifically said: Valid in every country except the US.

 

[fredtam]

What a stupid bitch. I would have said I bought it as a novelty and accidently handed it to the cashier. I really don't believe anyone is that stupid. We did have peole that were cashing the checks you get in the mail for a $1000 or so. They say void across them in red and have a big disclaimer that it has no cash value. Convenience stores were cashing them anyway.

 

[m2kewl]

LOL

 

[Azraele]

Oy.

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: kranky
I have a much more realistic looking $1 million bill. Bought it as a novelty, and keep it in my wallet.

At the bar one night, I showed it to the waitress after she told me about the $2 bill she got from a customer earlier. Her response: "Wow! Is that real?"

oh God.

 

[Aharami]

wow. ha!

 

[psyconius]

Originally posted by: fredtam
What a stupid bitch. I would have said I bought it as a novelty and accidently handed it to the cashier. q]

Yes, but how would you explain not having the $1000+ in real cash to cover the goods?

 

[GrumpyMan]

I had a fake bill like that one that I used to have great fun with in super markets and bars.

 

[fredtam]

Originally posted by: psyconius

Originally posted by: fredtam
What a stupid bitch. I would have said I bought it as a novelty and accidently handed it to the cashier. q]

Yes, but how would you explain not having the $1000+ in real cash to cover the goods?

Very true. I guess she is that stupid.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

i thought 1 mil. bills don't exist.....so how could've she "forged" a bill in the first place?...forged it from a novelty item?

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: fredtam
What a stupid bitch. I would have said I bought it as a novelty and accidently handed it to the cashier. I really don't believe anyone is that stupid. We did have peole that were cashing the checks you get in the mail for a $1000 or so. They say void across them in red and have a big disclaimer that it has no cash value. Convenience stores were cashing them anyway.

Actually, printing VOID across it in read and having a big disclaimer that says it has no cash value does not actually void a check.

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He deals with that issue on the 3rd page.

 

[fredtam]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
i thought 1 mil. bills don't exist.....so how could've she "forged" a bill in the first place?...forged it from a novelty item?

Get them here and tons of other places.

 

[KK]

Hey that's my walmart. Doesn't surprise me with that one. Alot of real winners there.

KK

 

[fredtam]

Originally posted by: mugsywwiii

Originally posted by: fredtam
What a stupid bitch. I would have said I bought it as a novelty and accidently handed it to the cashier. I really don't believe anyone is that stupid. We did have peole that were cashing the checks you get in the mail for a $1000 or so. They say void across them in red and have a big disclaimer that it has no cash value. Convenience stores were cashing them anyway.

Actually, printing VOID across it in read and having a big disclaimer that says it has no cash value does not actually void a check.

Text

He deals with that issue on the 3rd page.

These did not have routing or account numbers on them and in no way resembled a real check.

 

[damiano]

what a dumb redneck

 

[dquan97]

I got one of those bills at my wedding reception during the money dance

Spent it @ our honeymoon in Mexico