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Woman Simplified

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KMurphy

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Got this at work (don't know if it's a repost because I have a job)

1. To find a Woman you need Time and Money; therefore:
Woman = Time * Money

2. Since time is Money:
Time = Money

3. Therefore:
Woman = Money * Money = Money^2

4. Since Money is the root of all Problems:
Money = SQRT(Problems)

5. Therefore:
Woman = (SQRT(Problems))^2 = Problems
 
Originally posted by: KMurphy
Got this at work (don't know if it's a repost because I have a job)

1. To find a girl you need Time and Money; therefore:
Girls = Time * Money

2. Since time is Money:
Time = Money

3. Therefore:
Girls = Money * Money = Money^2

4. Since Money is the root of all evil:
Money = SQRT(evil)

5. Therefore:
Girls = (SQRT(evil))^2 = evil
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fixed.

At least thats how I heard it the first 500 times.
 
hahah. internets? oh isn't that teh thing most people use to dl pr0n. it gets used for other stuff too? wow, al gore must have never envisoned that.
 
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