Woman Simplified

[KMurphy]

Got this at work (don't know if it's a repost because I have a job)

1. To find a Woman you need Time and Money; therefore:
Woman = Time * Money

2. Since time is Money:
Time = Money

3. Therefore:
Woman = Money * Money = Money^2

4. Since Money is the root of all Problems:
Money = SQRT(Problems)

5. Therefore:
Woman = (SQRT(Problems))^2 = Problems

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: KMurphy
Got this at work (don't know if it's a repost because I have a job)

1. To find a girl you need Time and Money; therefore:
Girls = Time * Money

2. Since time is Money:
Time = Money

3. Therefore:
Girls = Money * Money = Money^2

4. Since Money is the root of all evil:
Money = SQRT(evil)

5. Therefore:
Girls = (SQRT(evil))^2 = evil

fixed.

At least thats how I heard it the first 500 times.

 

[Born2bwire]

MY GOD! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER SEEN THIS!

 

[thehstrybean]

Welcome to teh Intranets!!

And no sh!t...you're just figuring it out?

 

[KMurphy]

Originally posted by: thehstrybean
Welcome to teh Intranets!!

And no sh!t...you're just figuring it out?

All by myself if you can believe it!

 

[SonnyDaze]

Fvcking nerds never cease to amaze me.

 

[Xstatic1]

I know I should find this offensive but I actually think it's pretty funny.

 

[Compton]

Repost from years ago.

 

[her209]

You're about 7 years late.

 

[drum]

welcome to the internet

 

[puffff]

Originally posted by: her209
You're about 7 years late.

some people just got old enough to surf the internet without mommy looking over their shoulders.

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: puffff

Originally posted by: her209
You're about 7 years late.

some people just got old enough to surf the internet without mommy looking over their shoulders.

psh older women like porn too

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: puffff

Originally posted by: her209
You're about 7 years late.

some people just got old enough to surf the internet without mommy looking over their shoulders.

psh older women like porn too

I've found this to be the case

 

[Fritzo]

I do know that somehow wife / husband = wife + money

 

[sieistganzfett]

hahah. internets? oh isn't that teh thing most people use to dl pr0n. it gets used for other stuff too? wow, al gore must have never envisoned that.