Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis

[imported_weadjust]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/200...ussia_crime_penis_dc_1

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

 

[RagingBITCH]

I guess he got caught up in the heat of the moment. 😉

 

[xochi]

I like how they worked climaxed in the story.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: xochi

I like how they worked climaxed in the story.

and "burning like a torch".

 

[vi edit]

That's one weinie roast I don't want an invite to.

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

If I were him Id get all fired up

 

[ForumMaster]

ok. that's weird. why was he watching TV naked though?

 

[Cabages]

So, he had vodka on his cock? Or how does a penis catch fire?

 

[GenHoth]

This thread delivers!

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: Cabages
So, he had vodka on his cock? Or how does a penis catch fire?

In Soviet Russia, penis burn you.

 

[NuclearNed]

I wonder if it burns when he pees.

 

[imported_weadjust]

I wonder if you pee when it burns?

 

[thepd7]

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: Cabages
So, he had vodka on his cock? Or how does a penis catch fire?

In Soviet Russia, penis burn you.

lol if I had just been drinking milk it would be all over my monitor now.

And I think what he did to deserve it was hang out naked drinking vodka and watching tv all day.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: ForumMaster
ok. that's weird. why was he watching TV naked though?

Why would you watch TV with clothes on?

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: thepd7
And I think what he did to deserve it was hang out naked drinking vodka and watching tv all day.

Nuttin wrong with that. :thumbsup:

 

[So]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: ForumMaster
ok. that's weird. why was he watching TV naked though?

Why would you watch TV with clothes on?

Maybe if you were watching TV in the car or something, I guess...

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: ForumMaster
ok. that's weird. why was he watching TV naked though?

Why would you watch TV with clothes on?

Maybe if you were watching TV in the car or something, I guess...

Geez, you wear clothes when you DRIVE, too?
Clothes are for church and court!

 

[jjones]

I guess that's a russian candle.

 

[gamepad]

LOLOL!

 

[Queasy]

So, did this happen on the day that the Russian gov't declared a holiday in order for everyone to procreate?

 

[iamaelephant]

Originally posted by: weadjust
"It was monstrously painful,"

:Q

Best adjective ever.

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: Queasy
So, did this happen on the day that the Russian gov't declared a holiday in order for everyone to procreate?

Unfortunately no. That's Sept. 12 IIRC.

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik

Originally posted by: Queasy
So, did this happen on the day that the Russian gov't declared a holiday in order for everyone to procreate?

Unfortunately no. That's Sept. 12 IIRC.

So I'm guessing there's no reason for him to take that day off now....