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No Lifer
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: MaxDepth
No one has ever died but quite a few women have never been the same since they petted my python...
They're all lesbians now?
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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: MaxDepth
No one has ever died but quite a few women have never been the same since they petted my python...
They're all lesbians now?
Originally posted by: swbsam
I got a 13" lady killin' python as well.
Would you like to see it?
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: MaxDepth
No one has ever died but quite a few women have never been the same since they petted my python...
They're all lesbians now?
Originally posted by: silverpig
You do realize that many dogs could kill and eat their owners right?
If you forget to feed your cat for a week, you'll have a dead cat. If you forget about a pet snake for a week, he won't notice the difference. And if you breed them for interesting cooration, there's a market for certain types. Some kinds of ball pythons can go for thousands of dollars for the really funky color patterns. The "standard" ball pythons though make decent starter reptile pets. They usually eat very well in captivity; mine has no problem whatsoever taking thawed mice. The only way they could kill you is if you just sat there and allowed it. Mine's 3ft long, almost exactly. I think the biggest ones grow to 6 feet, but that's rare. They also tend to be very docile and well-behaved, assuming you don't smell like a mouse.Originally posted by: StormRider
I don't think snakes can show as much affection to their owner as a mammal so I don't understand their popularity.
Originally posted by: scott916
I used to know a guy that had a 15 footer, he had to get rid of it when it ate his cat.
Originally posted by: Jeff7
If you've got something that size, you should at least know how to properly remove it, should the need arise. I've heard that the way to do it is to find the tail and start unwrapping them that way; they're supposedly not strong enough to resist it, and you can at least unwrap enough to breathe a bit.
I've got a ball python, and when he's hungry, there's no difference between my hand and a delicious thawed mouse. He'll watch me closely as I pull another mouse out of the container, and will sometimes strike at the glass. Once he's had a day or two to calm down after eating though, he's a perfectly calm critter.
If you forget to feed your cat for a week, you'll have a dead cat. If you forget about a pet snake for a week, he won't notice the difference. And if you breed them for interesting cooration, there's a market for certain types. Some kinds of ball pythons can go for thousands of dollars for the really funky color patterns. The "standard" ball pythons though make decent starter reptile pets. They usually eat very well in captivity; mine has no problem whatsoever taking thawed mice. The only way they could kill you is if you just sat there and allowed it. Mine's 3ft long, almost exactly. I think the biggest ones grow to 6 feet, but that's rare. They also tend to be very docile and well-behaved, assuming you don't smell like a mouse.Originally posted by: StormRider
I don't think snakes can show as much affection to their owner as a mammal so I don't understand their popularity.
I think of reptiles and fish as bridging the gap between pets and decoration. The nice thing about both is that they never barf on your bed, nor do they ever wipe their butts across a carpeted floor.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
They're all lesbians now?Originally posted by: MaxDepth
No one has ever died but quite a few women have never been the same since they petted my python...
not true. a 13 ft python is a very strong snake. one person is not going to be able to unwrap it on there own if being squeezed.Originally posted by: Jeff7
If you've got something that size, you should at least know how to properly remove it, should the need arise. I've heard that the way to do it is to find the tail and start unwrapping them that way; they're supposedly not strong enough to resist it, and you can at least unwrap enough to breathe a bit.
I've got a ball python, and when he's hungry, there's no difference between my hand and a delicious thawed mouse. He'll watch me closely as I pull another mouse out of the container, and will sometimes strike at the glass. Once he's had a day or two to calm down after eating though, he's a perfectly calm critter.
If you forget to feed your cat for a week, you'll have a dead cat. If you forget about a pet snake for a week, he won't notice the difference. And if you breed them for interesting cooration, there's a market for certain types. Some kinds of ball pythons can go for thousands of dollars for the really funky color patterns. The "standard" ball pythons though make decent starter reptile pets. They usually eat very well in captivity; mine has no problem whatsoever taking thawed mice. The only way they could kill you is if you just sat there and allowed it. Mine's 3ft long, almost exactly. I think the biggest ones grow to 6 feet, but that's rare. They also tend to be very docile and well-behaved, assuming you don't smell like a mouse.Originally posted by: StormRider
I don't think snakes can show as much affection to their owner as a mammal so I don't understand their popularity.
I think of reptiles and fish as bridging the gap between pets and decoration. The nice thing about both is that they never barf on your bed, nor do they ever wipe their butts across a carpeted floor.
Originally posted by: ggnl
That's sad. I wonder if she was hot.
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: StormRider
I don't think snakes can show as much affection to their owner as a mammal so I don't understand their popularity.
Dude, eating your owner out is the ultimate act of affection!
Originally posted by: rasczak
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: StormRider
I don't think snakes can show as much affection to their owner as a mammal so I don't understand their popularity.
Dude, eating your owner out is the ultimate act of affection!
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Originally posted by: MaxDepth
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: MaxDepth
No one has ever died but quite a few women have never been the same since they petted my python...
They're all lesbians now?
Yeah, that's right! After me, no man would every be enough, so I guess it's the prettier sex and a lot of plastic.
Originally posted by: waggy
not true. a 13 ft python is a very strong snake. one person is not going to be able to unwrap it on there own if being squeezed.Originally posted by: Jeff7
If you've got something that size, you should at least know how to properly remove it, should the need arise. I've heard that the way to do it is to find the tail and start unwrapping them that way; they're supposedly not strong enough to resist it, and you can at least unwrap enough to breathe a bit.
I've got a ball python, and when he's hungry, there's no difference between my hand and a delicious thawed mouse. He'll watch me closely as I pull another mouse out of the container, and will sometimes strike at the glass. Once he's had a day or two to calm down after eating though, he's a perfectly calm critter.
I have ball pythons, red tail boa's and gardner snakes (wich are the coolest). I enjoy having them all. with feeding them there are diffrent ideas. one is to put the snake in a feeding box. that way they don't think of your hand as food. but when they get in the box they know its time to eat! or you can have a smaller opening and only use that one for food (wich is what i did) so the snakes do not get excited when i open the top of the cage.
But the ball pythons are great. i didnt mind being handled and was used to me having it on me. I have never got bitten by the Royal python even when forceing pills in it.
the Gardner snakes (yellow stripe is what they were called) were the meanest. they would try to bite all the time. but they were the most active.
If you forget to feed your cat for a week, you'll have a dead cat. If you forget about a pet snake for a week, he won't notice the difference. And if you breed them for interesting cooration, there's a market for certain types. Some kinds of ball pythons can go for thousands of dollars for the really funky color patterns. The "standard" ball pythons though make decent starter reptile pets. They usually eat very well in captivity; mine has no problem whatsoever taking thawed mice. The only way they could kill you is if you just sat there and allowed it. Mine's 3ft long, almost exactly. I think the biggest ones grow to 6 feet, but that's rare. They also tend to be very docile and well-behaved, assuming you don't smell like a mouse.Originally posted by: StormRider
I don't think snakes can show as much affection to their owner as a mammal so I don't understand their popularity.
I think of reptiles and fish as bridging the gap between pets and decoration. The nice thing about both is that they never barf on your bed, nor do they ever wipe their butts across a carpeted floor.
What i don't understand is people buying snakes such as Retuclated pythons, Anacondas or burmese. heck i have seen them at petco for like $80! people buy them then find they grow so damn large and don't know what to do. they then let them go.
Originally posted by: scott916
I used to know a guy that had a 15 footer, he had to get rid of it when it ate his cat.
Originally posted by: XxPrOdiGyxX
darwin at his finest.
Originally posted by: mooncancook
Originally posted by: scott916
I used to know a guy that had a 15 footer, he had to get rid of it when it ate his cat.
Did he just release it into the pond in the park at night when no one noticed? where is that 15 footer now?