woman in India marries a dog

[SandEagle]

literally

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/woman-in-india-marries-dog-to-ward-off-evil-194029727.html
http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/weird/2014/09/03/woman-marries-dog-evil-spell/15028057/

at least she doesn't have to worry about her husband beating her for overcooking the rice and daal. 🙄

 

[Grooveriding]

lol, there is an amazing one-liner to this, but I can't come up with it.

 

[Crono]

lol, there is an amazing one-liner to this, but I can't come up with it.

Who's the dog now, man.

Munda wasn't pleased with her parents' selection of a groom, saying, "I am not happy with this marriage."

🙁 Sounds like she was coerced into marrying the dog... but at least it isn't permanent:

In this remote village in the eastern state of Jharkhand, the ceremony isn't unheard of. It’s just a tradition meant to ensure the longevity of a couple's marriage when Munda is eventually married to a human groom. And, hopefully, her next husband won't turn out to be a dog.

 

[Red Storm]

In this remote village in the eastern state of Jharkhand, the ceremony isn't unheard of. It’s just a tradition meant to ensure the longevity of a couple's marriage when Munda is eventually married to a human groom

So it's some village cultural tradition they do before having a real (arranged) marriage.

 

[Platypus]

I blame gay marriage

 

[Hugo Drax]

Who's the dog man, now.



🙁 Sounds like she was coerced into marrying the dog... but at least it isn't permanent:

So it's kind of like a stub quote.

 

[master_shake_]

if a woman can marry a woman whats next a dog?

it seems yes. yes she can marry a dog.

 

[RelaxTheMind]

not sure there was much coercing. watched a few documentaries where in the smaller traditional village having an opinion isnt in your best interest.

based on what i saw in that video she would be a 10 in that village.

 

[Printer Bandit]

beats marrying a tree.

 

[squarecut1]

All of us men are animals anyway..

 

[KillerBee]

It won't be long until she accuses him of cheating
with that bitch across the street

 

[Pocatello]

Better than being burned to death or raped by all the men in other villages.

 

[olds]

My first wife was a bitch.

 

[SSSnail]

I guess we won't have to wonder who, exactly, let the dog in.

 

[BeeBoop]

Bestiality?

 

[KillerBee]

So with all stress of the marriage ceremony, the newlyweds go for a walk
and end up at the local watering hole.

Mangli walks into the bar with her new husband at her side.
The surprised bartender looks down and says "I'm sorry we don't allow dogs in here".

Sheru responds - "I know but give me a break dude - her daddy is rich!"

 

[SKORPI0]

No doubt if they'll have have "consensual sex", it will be doggy style. :biggrin:

 

[dn7309]

I think a Japanese gamer married a video game character was worse

 

[inf1nity]

Why are you so obsessed with India OP?

 

[SKORPI0]

I married a truck and our sex life is amazing :biggrin:

 

[SandEagle]

Why are you so obsessed with India OP?

lol what make you think that yaar? it was an odd story with an odd woman from an odd country. i just had to share it with you all. i am not obsessed with the earth's butthole.

 

[Printer Bandit]

could be even worse, a guy in love with his car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l66BZm_1rw

 

[RaistlinZ]

Should we look for them on the Fappening?

 

[Slew Foot]

Beats marrying an Indian guy

 

[Pulsar]

Crap. I scrolled through just waiting to find Nehalem's post. He's the one who constantly spews the "If gays can marry, why can't I marry my dog or my toaster" crap. Rob M.... I mean Retro Rob shouldn't be far behind.