Woman hospitalized after hiding $5k in rectum.

[tboo]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/woman-hospitalized-hiding-5-000-rectum-article-1.1442950

 

[MontyAC]

Guess she put it in the wrong hole.

 

[PottedMeat]

hahahaha

remove the wad of stolen money with a toilet brush and tongs

either she has a goatse sized ass or she chose the wrong tools

 

[Sonikku]

She has the biggest forehead I've ever seen.

 

[Paratus]

Rectum?! Damn near killed em!

 

[her209]

Puts a new meaning to "shoot your wad" and "blowing your load", doesn't it?

 

[Fritzo]

She paid out the ass for that one!

 

[Engineer]

She paid out the ass for that one!

One expensive ass lesson for sure.

 

[Pardus]

Her anus must be the size of the grand canyon to fit that amount of money in there.

 

[rga]

Bobby Gulley was under the suspicion that his girlfriend, 43-year-old Christie Black of Bulls Gap

Lol.

 

[nCred]

Time for the police to do some money laundering.

 

[reallyscrued]

< insert pun about asses and money here >

 

[dennilfloss]

Obviously crack money. 😉

 

[tboo]

Im curious how she got all that cash inserted. I hope she used lube.

 

[BUTCH1]

Hey!, it didn't happen in FL, yea!!!

 

[Iron Woode]

Dat Ass!

 

[SKORPI0]

Probably used $20 bills, not $100. :biggrin:
ooops. boy friend did use $100 bills.

 

[SolMiester]

Ewwww...dirty, dirty money

 

[SolMiester]

Surely there would of been more room in the other hole?, certainly easier to get out no?

 

[SKORPI0]

Surely there would of been more room in the other hole?, certainly easier to get out no?

Yes the vijayjay would accommodate more $$$ than her rectum. Clearly she wasn't planning smart. D:
It was obviously a snatch and go attempt.

 

[highland145]

She should count her blessings. He could have used ass pennies.

 

[dennilfloss]

Her back story did not pass the smell test.