Woman gets stuck on toilet, suffers burns

[purbeast0]

bah who cares if your ass gets dirty from the toilet seat, it's your ass. it's already dirty. it's not like you normally touch your ass and decide "oh hey, i think i'm going to go eat a hamburger and french fries with my hands" and not wash them.

/devils advocate

 

[Pastore]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
I still remember the story about the fat ladt that got stuck to an airplane toilet due to suction from the flushing mechanism and the fact that her fat ass covered the whole seat...

talk about embarrasing...

hahaha, LINK!?!?!?!

 

[RaiderJ]

Paper ass gaskets FTW

 

[Scouzer]

Originally posted by: purbeast0
bah who cares if your ass gets dirty from the toilet seat, it's your ass. it's already dirty. it's not like you normally touch your ass and decide "oh hey, i think i'm going to go eat a hamburger and french fries with my hands" and not wash them.

/devils advocate

yeah i do think that actually

i dont wash my hands, then i make dinner

 

[Charmed]

HAHAHA.....the whole time reading this thread, I couldnt help but think of Sister Act 2...

Charmed

 

[Regs]

Originally posted by: Scouzer

Originally posted by: purbeast0
bah who cares if your ass gets dirty from the toilet seat, it's your ass. it's already dirty. it's not like you normally touch your ass and decide "oh hey, i think i'm going to go eat a hamburger and french fries with my hands" and not wash them.

/devils advocate

yeah i do think that actually

i dont wash my hands, then i make dinner

For me it's just a mental image of a hairy sweaty sob who just destroyed the toilet right after I entered the bathroom. I don't care if hepatitis A,B and C with AIDS is on that toilet. It's the whole mental image.

And yes, Acetone is a largely used lab solvent, that is also in nail polish remover, which burns like hell if left on your skin.

 

[BW86]

Investigators said they believe someone placed a cement compound on the toilet seat in the restroom at the Mall of the Bluffs.

oh sh!t

 

[clamum]

Whoever put that glue on the seat needs to be removed from the gene pool. What a piece of ******.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: purbeast0
bah who cares if your ass gets dirty from the toilet seat, it's your ass. it's already dirty. it's not like you normally touch your ass and decide "oh hey, i think i'm going to go eat a hamburger and french fries with my hands" and not wash them.

/devils advocate

I guess you haven't seen toilets in slightly less-than-classy places. Some people start to cut loose before they're entirely on the seat, or at least that's what it looks like. That, or else they've got about 1500psi inside their lower intestine, propelling out everything at Mach 2, creating a shockwave of nastiness that leaves "residual splattering" on the seat.

 

[imported_inspire]

Originally posted by: jlbenedict
You know.. its a toss up really...
Either getting glued to a toilet seat.. or

After about half way through a nice $hit, you later realize, "Holy Fvck! There is no toilet paper!!"

ROFFLECOPTER!

 

[bennylong]

I betting she put the cement on the seats herself. Who uses a public toilet and not put papers over the seat?????

 

[Eeezee]

Originally posted by: jjsole
Wow, I can't imagine EVER sitting down on a public toilet w/o a preliminary thorough wipedown. In fact I always do wipedown, then a dry polish with my pants on, THEN use it. Not that this woman 'deserves' glue, but she atleast deserves cooties.

Okay, there are like 4 posts just like this and it needs addressing.

THE TOILET SEAT IS ONE OF THE MOST STERILE SURFACES THAT YOU WILL EVER COME IN CONTACT WITH! The only exception is if it's actually covered in excrement. Toilet seat covers are actually dirtier than the toilet seat you're using it on.

Porcelain FTW

 

[Eeezee]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: purbeast0
bah who cares if your ass gets dirty from the toilet seat, it's your ass. it's already dirty. it's not like you normally touch your ass and decide "oh hey, i think i'm going to go eat a hamburger and french fries with my hands" and not wash them.

/devils advocate

I guess you haven't seen toilets in slightly less-than-classy places. Some people start to cut loose before they're entirely on the seat, or at least that's what it looks like. That, or else they've got about 1500psi inside their lower intestine, propelling out everything at Mach 2, creating a shockwave of nastiness that leaves "residual splattering" on the seat.

I will NEVER understand people who drop logs on the seat. I've seen some bathrooms that literally look like someone took their poo and smeared it everywhere. WTF?

I wouldn't even hover over a toilet that's been destroyed by one of these people. Hold it in and go somewhere else.

 

[sciencewhiz]

Originally posted by: jlbenedict
The woman, who wasn't identified, told KETV in Omaha, Neb., that the burns are painful and that the incident was one of the most embarrassing moments in her life.

Makes you wonder what else has happened to her that this isn't the most embarrasing moment of her life.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: sciencewhiz

Originally posted by: jlbenedict
The woman, who wasn't identified, told KETV in Omaha, Neb., that the burns are painful and that the incident was one of the most embarrassing moments in her life.

Makes you wonder what else has happened to her that this isn't the most embarrasing moment of her life.

When she broke down in tears in the front of wal-mart because it was the last store in town to go to and nobody had headlight fluid.

No, this is still worse. Damn, I can't think of a way to top it

 

[Black88GTA]

Originally posted by: Eeezee

Originally posted by: jjsole
Wow, I can't imagine EVER sitting down on a public toilet w/o a preliminary thorough wipedown. In fact I always do wipedown, then a dry polish with my pants on, THEN use it. Not that this woman 'deserves' glue, but she atleast deserves cooties.

Okay, there are like 4 posts just like this and it needs addressing.

THE TOILET SEAT IS ONE OF THE MOST STERILE SURFACES THAT YOU WILL EVER COME IN CONTACT WITH! The only exception is if it's actually covered in excrement. Toilet seat covers are actually dirtier than the toilet seat you're using it on.

Porcelain FTW

The seat isn't porcelain...

 

[0roo0roo]

it doesn't make much sense. superglue dries too fast for a prank, u'd have to be right there before they went in. other glues are slower and well, u'd freakin notice ur ass was all wet and gooey. smells shens